Gone But Not Forgotten: 2016's TV Fauxbituaries

The star-crossed end that led to the beginning of a tragic trend of LGBT deaths; 100 apologies are necessary.

The Russian spy was executed for switching her allegiance. Thankfully, we never lost ours.

It ain’t over until the Black Canary sings. Or gets stabbed with her ex-boyfriend’s stolen arrow. Or both.

After nearly 50 eps, someone has to sacrifice their soul in another realm...

Death rarely makes sense, let alone when it’s the result of a fight between Snow White’s Evil Queen and Hades.

No one rocked a Henley — or drove a nuclear bomb into a river — quite like this geeky government agent.

Politely barring an entryway never killed anyone. Or at least anyone who didn’t live in Westeros.

If only we could tell this heroic hacker that she didn’t need to take a bullet… But the show is canceled, anyway!

She died tragically when crushed by a prison guard — another reminder why it’s wrong to grab Poussey.

They left him to the dogs, and he went out like a bitch.

We’re in such denial about the queen’s death, we could just explode!

The rising programmer’s harrowing suicide was such a gut punch, it made us want to reset the whole system.

God save the Queens after their wedding murder of their douchey king.

If anyone should’ve seen a bat coming, it’s the guy in the baseball cap.

The student died as he lived: dressed in plaid, in the shadows of Viola Davis.

Uncertain: when and why. Certain: how many tissues we’ll need.