The Bachelorette Season 13: Meet Rachel's 31 Suitors

It's time to meet the men who will fight for Rachel Lindsay's heart when The Bachelorette premieres Monday, May 22.

Occupation: Real Estate Agent

Fun fact: Transformers is one of his favorite movies, and the most romantic present he’s ever been given is a threesome. What do you want to bet Michael Bay is his hero?

Occupation: Information Systems Supervisor

Fun fact: His three worst attributes are that he’s “selfish, unemotional, and unapologetic.” Also, he once ate a live salamander, so if anyone’s a serial killer in the making, it’s this guy.

Occupation: Education Software Manager

Fun fact: He claims that he’s emotionally intelligent! Quick, someone call Taylor! Also, his favorite movies include The Iron Giant and Moonlight in case you didn't get that he's emotional.

Occupation: Aspiring Drummer

Fun fact: The movie he’d watch right now is Fify Shades because he loves “taboo sexy stuff.” Did we mention that he’s not even a real drummer!

Occupation: U.S. Marine Veteran

Fun fact: For the most part, Blake seems normal-ish. Although, when asked what his ideal mate looks like, he replied, “Great smile, long and fit.” How is a person long??

Occupation: Male Model

Fun fact: Why is the occupation “male” model? Why not just model? Pass.

Occupation: Chiropractor

Fun fact: When asked for his three best attributes, HE LISTED EIGHT. No one is going to love this one as much as he loves himself.

Occupation: Firefighter

Fun fact: He’s a firefighter who once caught a woman’s hair on fire during sex. (But did he put it out?)

Occupation: Startup Recruiter

Fun fact: Direct quote from Mr. Dean over here: "I think marriage is an institutionalized sham derived from religious beliefs. That said, when I get married, it's a life-long commitment." Sure it is.

Occupation: Executive Recruiter

Fun fact: The first thing DeMario wants to do once he gets married and has kids is “own a pet lion and name him Denzel, the lion.”

Occupation: Senior Inventory Analyst

Fun fact: The second man to list Pursuit of Happyness as one of his favorite movies, Diggy once faked being asleep so he didn’t have to help a girl he’d slept with look for her MISSING BROTHER.

Occupation: Personal Trainer

Fun fact: And he lists his favorite soft drink/juice as “green drink.” Hope you hate gluten and all things fun, Rachel.

Occupation: Executive Assistant

Fun fact: Going to let Fred take this one: "Yes, there are times that I get aroused at work and I have to go back to my desk to avoid being noticed."

Occupation: Emergency Medicine Physician

Fun fact: Grant likes making big decisions and reading Playboy. So there's a good chance his views on women aren't the best.

Occupation: Consulting Firm CEO

Fun fact: His three best attributes—being passionate, loyal, and witty—are also his three worst attributes, because he’s complicated.

Occupation: Attorney

Fun fact: Why does he get two names?! Does he only answer to his full name?!

Occupation: Sales Account Executive

Fun fact: He’s not into making plans, and his ideal mate looks like “a model.” Check yourself, Jamey. And while you’re at it, check how you spell your name.

Occupation: ER Physician

Fun fact: All of his dogs have been ½ wolf and he has a wolf tattoo on his shoulder. He possibly believes he’s a werewolf.

Occupation: Tickle Monster

Fun fact: NOPE.

Occupation: Prosecuting Attorney

Fun fact: He thinks “public speaking” is an attribute.

Occupation: Professional Wrestler

Fun fact: Kenny is the third man to mention his love of The Rock. But how does he feel about the tickle monster?

Occupation: Marketing Consultant

Fun fact: He will only date you if you are a 7 or above. And he has no idea what gluten is.

Occupation: Singer/songwriter

Fun fact: The person he admires most? His “Mamaw!”

Occupation: Whaboom

Fun fact: Now we're just making up words? This one might be worse than “tickle monster.”

Occupation: Construction Sales Rep

Fun fact: He seems to have a decent head on his shoulders, but fair warning, his idea of a romantic gift is lingerie.

Occupation: Former Professional Basketball Player

Fun fact: He’d like to have lunch with President Obama and loves Denzel Washington. Could this guy be normal?!

Occupation: Hotel Recreation Supervisor

Fun fact: He admits that he hopes participating in this show will help him get “discovered.” *Cue the “right reasons” song*

Occupation: Product Manager

Fun fact: He likes to dance and admits his hair could use some work. Only downfall: Something involving Tabasco in the bedroom.

Occupation: Business Owner

Fun fact: He once went engagement ring shopping after three months of dating someone, so he’s perfect for this show!

Occupation: Law student

Fun fact: He likes Superman and admits that his blond highlights in the early 2000s were a bad idea … but he wants a woman who pursues him, so there’s a chance he’s never seen the show.

Occupation: Sales Manager

Fun fact: His worst date memory is “every Tinder date ever.” Winner.