26 of the sexiest monsters in pop culture

We're taking a look back at all of the sexy beasts in Hollywood.

Michael J. Fox starred as the titular Teen Wolf in the first film (Jason Bateman led the sequel, playing an equally hairy cousin — a teen wolf too, if you will). Who wouldn't be attracted to someone that good at basketball?

David Thewlis' werewolf teacher from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban was riddikulus-ly hot enough that we'd voluntarily spend time in detention with him.

He's a Skarsgård. What more do we need to say?

In our defense, he's also played by a Skarsgård.

Stephen Moyer's gentlemanly Civil War-era vampire charmed the fangs off us.

Who cares if he sparkles in the sun? Robert Pattinson defined "heartthrob," even if his heart didn't actually, you know, beat.

We weren't going to forget #TeamJacob. Taylor Lautner's protective, loving werewolf would have made a great match for Bella (Kristen Stewart), if you forget the whole "imprinting on her infant child" thing.

Elena (Nina Dobrev) does become a vampire — even if she also becomes human again — so she definitely counts.

Look, he's made of decomposing corpses, so he's not perfect. But Frankenstein's monster (Rory Kinnear) has the pale skin and dark hair of a Byronic hero. Plus, he loves poetry.

The ultimate bad boy with a heart of gold. Only James Marsters could pull off that bleached blond look. The British accent probably helped.

Unpopular opinion: Elijah (Daniel Gillies) is...hotter than Damon (Ian Somerhalder). No, really, think about it. Elijah looks like someone you could actually spend a nice Saturday afternoon with, having a picnic, without fear of being impaled by a jawline.

Colin Farrell played the dangerous neighbor with a deadly secret in the 2011 remake of Fright Night, and he looked good doing it.

Megan Fox starred in the criminally underappreciated Diablo Cody satire about a high school girl who becomes a literal man-eater.

Does turning into a werewolf automatically give you Joe Manganiello abs?

Ghosts would be a lot less scary if they all turned up shirtless and helped you with arts and crafts.

Helena Ravenclaw (Kelly Macdonald) has that distant, brooding thing down cold.

Sigourney Weaver absolutely rocks that 80's off-the-shoulder look.

With the plaid shirt and wire-rim glasses, Alec Baldwin's Adam Maitland looks like he could totally be a modern-day Brooklyn hunk. Plus, look at that peek of chest hair. And he's total dad-material.

Sure, the side effects of immortality are going to hit eventually, but, until then, Meryl's narcissistic actress Madeline has looks to kill for.

That jawline! Those icy blue eyes! Ian Somerhalder made being cold look so hot.

There's a reason everyone who meets her falls in love with her. Billie Piper's Lily is smart, calculating, seductive, and fully gorgeous, even if she's a resurrected corpse.

Can you really blame Vanessa Ives (Eva Green) for wanting to go over to the dark side when Dracula (Christian Camargo) was posing as a sexy zoologist?

The ultimate zombie with a heart of gold, we'd let Nicholas Hoult play Romeo to our Juliet any day of the week, alive or dead.

Impossible to deny: The Pumpkin King has BDE. Maybe it's his confidence, or his moments of introspection, or the childlike way he goes after what he wants. Or maybe it's just that he's super tall. Even if Sally deserves better, Jack is still hot.

Don't @ us, but he's hotter as a beast than he is as a human.

You saw his abs right? And, thanks to a helpful demonstration, we know that his goods are also there.