UPDATE: You can now watch the full “Game of Phones” segment above.
EARLIER: After nearly two years of anticipation, Game of Thrones returned to the air on Sunday night. Surely you have all sorts of questions rattling around your head — and you can head over here for some answers — but sometimes the drama in Westeros comes awfully close to what’s going in your own life.
The good news is that the stars of HBO’s hit fantasy drama are here for you. They are operators, standing by right now to advise you on these pressing matters, at only $2.99 a minute, in “Game of Phones,” which airs Monday on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
One caller requests advice because she has a crush on her brother. “It’s illegal and immoral to act on those feelings,” answers Lena Headey, who plays incest expert Cersei Lannister. “On the other hand, if he’s hot, go for it.”
Another caller worries that he has greyscale. “Are your genitals swollen and tender?” asks John Bradley, who plays Samwell Tarly, the man who cured the disease. When the caller answers “Yep,” he responds, “That’s chlamydia,” and ends the conversation.
Who poisoned King Joffrey? Maybe it wasn’t Lady Olenna after all. Click on the video to see what Sophie Turner reveals in this exclusive preview of “Game of Phones.”
Jimmy Kimmel Live airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. on ABC, while Game of Thrones airs Sundays at 9 p.m. on HBO.