Madam Satan has never had to live a normal life on Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Rather, the witch met Lucifer at a young age and has spent the rest of time serving by his side. That’s what brought her to Greendale in the first place. In season 1 of Netflix’s supernatural drama, she took over the body of Sabrina Spellman’s favorite teacher as step one in her plan to lead Sabrina down a dark path. And by the end of season 1, she’d convinced Sabrina to sign her name in the Book of the Beast.
In season 2, Madam Satan continues to meddle in Sabrina’s life, all in the name of the Dark Lord. What the Dark Lord wants, Madam Satan delivers. But what if she had lived a normal life? What if she’d had to attend high school like an average teen? What if she’d had to experience the many joys of public transportation? What if, Satan forbid, she’d had to do taxes? Those are the questions EW posed to Sabrina star Michelle Gomez. Watch her play a round of “What Would Madam Satan Do?” in the video above.