The Bada Bing Babadook? Jordan Peele fields movie pitches from Desus & Mero
This week, Peele sat down with the Showtime show hosts and gave his thoughts on their movie ideas, some of which came prepackaged with movie posters.
There’s We Bought a Bronx Zoo, a play on Matt Damon’s We Bought a Zoo, and The Avengyerrrrrrrrs, a play on Marvel with “Captain Puerto Rico.” That’ll make a billion dollars right there, easily. Then there’s something for the horror connoisseurs, The Bada Bing Babadook “’cause he’s Italian,” The Kid Mero explains. “He’s like, ‘Aye, I’m the f—in’ Bada Bing Babadook!'”
Then there’s the Jaws-adjacent live-action “Baby Shark” movie, which comes “preloaded with sequels.” There can be Mommy Shark, Daddy Shark, Grandma Shark, and Grandpa Shark. A new franchise in the making.
There was only one idea that Peele didn’t totally hate. So Desus and Mero put on Peele’s follow-up to Us, Suck My Dick From the Back to the Future. And that’s a wrap, people.