Josh Groban has a brand-new, totally fake album dedicated to those lovers looking to tie the knot on Valentine’s Day.
“Choosing wedding music can lead to indecision, arguments, and premature divorce,” the 37-year-old Bridges singer says in spoof promo on Jimmy Kimmel Live. “That’s why I’m proud to present my new album, Josh’t Married.”
Josh’t Married has all the classic wedding day hits, like “Father-Daughter Dance,” which goes a little something like this… “Everyone woman watching you slow dance with your dad/ It’s weird!”
Then there’s “The Ladies Room Is Temporarily Closed” (“Someone puked in the ladies room, and everybody knows it was you, Aunt Lisa”) and “The Ring Bearer S— His Pants.”
Unfortunately, this compilation of soon-to-be classics isn’t available anywhere in physical form. You have to hire Groban to perform the songs live, and he charges $1 million.