Welcome to the latest episode of La Fantasia de Valentina, the telenovela extravaganza where stripper heels, barely-there underwear, and berets double as protective gear on construction sites.
Outside the whimsical realm, however, Valentina’s fellow RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 4 contestants view her shenanigans for what they really are: comically (and adorably) insane.
“Valentina looks ridiculous,” Monét X Change observes of Valentina’s impractical attire as she rolls silver paint over a blank wall in preparation for the upcoming challenge, which tasks the remaining queens to design, construct, and host a wild nightlife destination. “Like, bitch, how you painting in that?”
“We don’t even reach, girl,” Valentina responds, climbing atop her sensibly clad, 6’5”-tall challenge partner Naomi Smalls — who reveals Valentina asked her to wear the same outfit — to finish the job. “We want them to say, ‘Yeah, these bitches can paint — and not just a mug!”
Later, teammates Trinity Taylor and Manila Luzon attempt to squeeze large-and-in-charge legend Latrice Royale into a tiny protective suit as they begin working on their set.
“Girl, does she fit?” Trinity asks before bursting into uncontrollable laughter as Latrice attempts to squeeze herself into the garment. “Trying to help Latrice get in this painting smock is like trying to stuff a bunch of presents in a Christmas stocking. It’s two pigs rolling around in a blanket!”
See how the ladies’ projects come together when RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 4 returns tonight at 8:00 p.m. ET on VH1. Watch EW’s exclusive clip from the new episode above.
- Miss Vanjie rejoins RuPaul’s Drag Race: See the full season 11 cast
- All of the best RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 4 GIFs so far
- RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 4 power ranking: Who will win?