It's no Shakespeare, but Jackson lends his booming voice to rants about Girl Scout cookies.

By Nick Romano
March 04, 2017 at 11:29 AM EST
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Samuel L. Jackson has performed dramatic readings of famous catchphrases and the children’s classic Go the F— to Sleep, but he put all of himself into even more modern material: Facebook rants.

As a guest on The Tonight Show Friday night, the Kong: Skull Island actor performed dramatic readings of Girl Scout cookie-, Walgreens-, and milk-related rants posted to social media. He can now add, “If you don’t have a sash, you don’t get my cash,” to his repertoire of quotable lines.

Jackson even got to throw in his signature “motherf—–” from Pulp Fiction: “Most animals will drink cow’s milk if you give it to them, they just lack the ability to get it for themselves. If they had hands, I bet they’d be drinkin’ milk, too. So get off your food high horse already, and stop milk shaming me, motherf—–!”

He also offered host Jimmy Fallon some tips when the host performed a dramatic reading about Pop-Tarts and Toaster Strudel. “I liked the way you attacked it, but I’m still feeling Brad Pitt from True Romance,” he offered. “He’s the kind of dude who would rant about Pop-Tarts ’cause he’s always stoked and always hungry.”

Watch Jackson in the clip below.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.

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