February 13, 2017 at 04:32 PM EST

The Jimmy Kimmel-Matt Damon feud (or is that the “Matt Damon-Jimmy Kimmel feud”? We need to remain impartial here) has taken twist after turn after surprise, but this one is literally the daddy of them all. Sure, Damon taunted Kimmel about sleeping with his then-girlfriend Sarah Silverman via the catchy confessional ditty “I’m F—ing Matt Damon,” but this time paternity is on the table.

Kimmel claims that he is the father of the unborn child currently inside his pregnant wife (and Jimmy Kimmel Live co-head writer) Molly McNearney, but Tom Brady, er, Damon is convinced that in fact, he is.

“I’m the father, Jimmy,” taunts Damon to the camera. “The truth will set you free.”

It’s time for Maury and science to step in. Check out this promo for tonight’s episode of JKL, which airs at 11:35 p.m. ET/PT on ABC, and let’s all hope that these two decide to make a speedy and therapeutic return to couples therapy.

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