Becca gets acquainted with her suitors, with a little help from Lil Jon
Oh dear, this is embarrassing — Jordan seems to have forgotten how to dress himself.
Apparently, this is the male model’s way of assuring Becca that he’s more than just a “007” type… though I’m pretty sure he’s the only one who sees himself that way. “My hair’s always going to be pretty well kept,” he explains. “But I like to have fun.”
Guys, it gets worse.
Rather than talking about how he hopes to get married and start a family with someone special, he instead frames the procreation issue as “having a mini-me or something, you know? That’s also a big passion for me – having a little Jordan. Like, I could call him, possibly, Jordy.” As you can tell from Becca’s body language, she’s really digging him.
David the Chicken is very annoyed by Jordan’s antics, especially since Jordan interrupted his one-on-one time with Becca. The time for “fun” and “playful” was on night one, he tells Jordan — after that, put the chicken suits and boxer briefs back in the closet. “You are in the wrong,” says David. “I hope that Becca is able to see this side of you.” Oh lord, now the chicken is making up words!
“It’s called ingueninity,” sniffs Jordan. Is it me, or are these contestants getting markedly more stupid each passing season?
While these dummies are fighting it out in the living room, let’s check in on Colton and Becca, who are having part 2 of the always uncomfortable “so you f—ed my friend” conversation. Poor Becca tears up as she tells him that even though she has “interest” in him, she’s hesitant to “invest” in their relationship because of the giant red flag sprouting out of his head. “I just feel like I should send Colton home,” she sighs. Maybe she should, but will she? Let’s find out!
And the roses go to: Chris R., Jason, John, Clay, Mike, Connor, Leo, David the Chicken, Garrett, Nick, Ryan, Christon, Jordan (ugh), Lincoln, and… Colton! Which means tonight we must part with Rickey, Trent (who?), and Alex, who is so overtired that he cries in his goodbye confessional.
Welp, rose lovers, let me hear your take on week 2. Do you think Becca wanted to send Colton home, but producers made her keep him around until Tia shows up next week? How on earth did Connor get a rose? And was Garrett’s social media apology enough? Post your thoughts below! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go download some Lil Jon.