October 27, 2017 at 08:01 AM EDT

Stranger Things

TV Show
Drama, Horror, Thriller
run date
Winona Ryder, David Harbour
Current Status
In Season
We gave it a B

Welcome back to Hawkins, Indiana — but before you find your way within the city limits, we have a brief pit stop to make in Pittsburgh. Or rather, a pitt stop. (Sorry.)

There’s no one we know here in the Pennsylvania city, just a group of teenage punks with mohawks and Chuck Taylors on the bad end of a police chase. This is not Hawkins. This is not Stranger Things…until it is: Soon enough, one of the women in the runaway van closes her eyes and balls up her fists. Seconds later, the bridge collapses, letting them escape from the cops behind them — who then realize the bridge collapse that stopped them in their tracks never actually happened. Then the woman’s nose starts bleeding, and we zoom in on a tattoo on her wrist reading “008.” Okay, now it’s Stranger Things.

And with that, the opening credits roll, and we’re finally in Hawkins. It’s 1984, about a year after the events of last season took place. The boys are heading to the arcade, but not before protective mom Joyce gives Will a loving lecture about staying safe and not staying out too late. The People of the Internet will likely make fun of Joyce, as they did during the first set of episodes, for being what they think is a hysterical parent, though I think those People of the Internet are wrong: Joyce’s kid disappeared! You would be having some extreme emotions and reactions if your kid disappeared! If not, then, I don’t know, get a fish or something. Try caring. It’s nice!

Back in the arcade, Dustin gets all upset because he realizes someone named MADMAX is beating his high scores in all the games. Who is MADMAX? Mel Gibson? (That is where my guesses end. Turns out, there are basically zero famous people named Max.) Will is into figuring this out until he gets sucked into the literal darkness. Everything disappears around him, and suddenly, he’s in the middle of the scariest storm you’ve ever seen. The scary doesn’t last long, though, as the special effects are not as special as you’d hope. But it gets the point across: Things are bad for Will again.

Somehow his mom finds out, whether because he told her or because Mike did, and he’s off to the “doctor” (Paul Reiser) for a check-up. Dr. Owens tries to buddy up to Will in a very try-hard way, and Will tries to resist this guy’s questions about his favorite candy. (For the record, it’s Reese’s Pieces; E.T. would be proud.) Will’s gut instinct is correct, as it turns out Owens is hiding something. In fact, his whole visit with Will is streaming on TVs in a room full of men wearing suits and smoking cigarettes. Related last-minute Halloween costume idea: Wear a suit and smoke some cigarettes on your couch as you watch Will battle the Upside Down on Stranger Things. Bam!

Owens then takes Joyce and Hopper aside to tell them some bad news: It’s going to get worse before it gets better. He explains that Will’s visions have to do with it being the anniversary of his disappearance, which is triggering these bad memories back to the surface. He advises they treat him as they normally would, an idea Joyce thinks is stupid. Owens is starting to get worried; he sees she doesn’t trust him. So he says: “I need you to trust me.” Not buyin’ it, Owens. Later, he takes the elevator to a lab where a man takes a flamethrower to another tear in the Upside Down. So, yeah, time for Will to find a new doctor.

Speaking of the Upside Down, Mike’s still got it bad for El, whom he radios every single night in hopes that she’ll answer, while Dustin and Lucas are crushing on a new girl named… Max (Sadie Sink)! As in MADMAX! They found her, and they have been borderline stalking her. She notices: They see her throw a crumpled-up paper in the trash can and immediately run over to see what it says. “STOP SPYING ON ME YOU CREEPS!” Max has only been here for like two minutes but she’s already a hero.

In other high school news, Steve is applying to college, and he’s not feeling good about it — partly because Nancy proofread his essay and she (very lovingly!) tells him it doesn’t quite make sense. This doesn’t do great things for his teenage-boy pride, and he starts talking about other options: What if he doesn’t go to college, what if he stays and works for his dad, what if he gets to hang out with Nancy during her senior year? This whole scene feels familiar and sweet, a testament to Natalia Dyer and Joe Keery’s easy chemistry.

That chemistry is not to be mistaken for true love, though. Soon, we see Nancy and Jonathan walking the halls together, playfully bantering. He clearly like-likes her; she clearly like-likes him — and then Steve surprises Nancy by grabbing her from behind. The two kiss as Jonathan walks away unnoticed. Dammit, Steve.

Steve really needs to work on that aforementioned college app, but he and Nancy already have dinner plans that he doesn’t want to ditch out on. More specifically, he and Nancy have to go eat KFC with…Barb’s parents. Let. Barb. Die.

The awkward dinner scene’s entire purpose is to reveal that Barb’s parents have hired an investigative journalist to look into their daughter’s disappearance, a development that sufficiently freaks Nancy out. Let’s break this down a bit: First, they hired journalist — and paid so much money for his services that they’re selling their house. You don’t need to be a J-school graduate to know that journalist is not a synonym for private investigator. So not only are Barb’s parents without Barb, but they’re also getting scammed. And is it really necessary to bring Barb back into this? Let memes be memes, man.

The one good thing about this sequence is that we get to see Steve break the silence after Nancy heads to the bathroom by taking a bite of chicken and saying, “It’s finger-lickin’ good.” If Steve doesn’t go to college, at least he definitely has a future as a Colonel Sanders impersonator. (Recap continues on page 2)

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