Jane the Virgin recap: Chapter 28
Michael searches for Luisa’s mom, and Petra gets betrayed in the worst way
Ah, the holidays: a time when eggnog flows freely and tempers run hot, making for a combustible combination that’s inspired many a prime-time drama. That was the case on Jane the Virgin, which saw our heroine struggle to keep her temper in check when faced with a double-dealing baby daddy and grad-school tuition payments. But really, can you blame her?
The night kicked off when a sweet flashback featuring 6-year-old Jane, who threw a temper tantrum when she found out Xo stole chocolates from her Advent calendar. (Something similar happened to me as a kid, so I’ll just say it here: I get where she’s coming from.) After some one-on-one time with Alba, Jane learns an anger management technique: C-A-L-M, an acronym for things — Cheese, Abuela, Lists, and Monkey — that help keep her temper in check. Fast forward two decades or so, and we find that Jane still uses that technique. (Only she’s substituted Michael for her stuffed pet monkey.) Try as she might however, Jane is P-I-S-S-E-D that Rafael paid someone to turn Michael in and isn’t in the mood to deal with her baby daddy when he drops by the outdoor mall, where she’s in line with Mateo to see Santa. It’s a picture-perfect scene: Santa looks cheery, Mateo is adorable in a little elf suit, and the Miami sun is shining — but before you can say “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!” Jane has engaged Rafael in a standoff AND given Santa a piece of her mind when he dares interrupt said fight.
That scene sets the tone for much of Jane’s interactions with Rafael during the episode, which sees her cut off Rafael from their shared calendar, only to have Rafael retaliate by asking to have Mateo for Christmas. This really sets Jane’s ears a-burning, and before you know it, there’s talk of a custody battle. However, Xo — who becomes the real voice of reason this episode by making sure Rogelio stays on budget and counseling Jane in matters of the heart — advises her to slow things down and try therapy. There, at a doctor’s office that’s received decent reviews on Yelp and the only place that they could find on such short notice — Jane and Rafael experience a breakthrough of sorts. The real problem is they’ve unconsciously perfected the art of acting on the other’s triggers — in Rafael’s case, desertion issues, and in Jane’s, matters of money and trust — which has helped escalate the true nature of their issues. Why does everything always make so much sense when a couple is seated on the therapist’s couch?
Although Jane ends up seeing the light when it comes to Rafael, she’s absolutely livid at the idea that somehow her scholarship check didn’t go through, leaving her future next semester in limbo. How’s a girl supposed to cough up $15K on a moment’s notice? Problem is, Jane never had a free ride — the money came from Rogelio, who created a fake scholarship in order to pay for Jane’s tuition. Broke Rogelio = no tuition check. One of the fastest ways to earn some cash is through a writing contest, and Professor Chavez (oh heyyy, Adam Rodriguez!) is happy to coach Jane through the process. And it seems like she’ll need all the help she can get because the contest is only accepting submissions in the historical fiction, thriller, and sci-fi categories. But Jane’s a romance writer — can she successfully dip her toes outside her favorite genre?
It turns out that she can since her life is providing plenty of fodder for drama that she’d ordinarily have a hard time coming up with. Case in point? When the Villanueva family finds that its Christmas tree topper (which Xo admits to having broken right around the time of Mateo’s christening) has gone missing, Jane is able to spins it off into a period-driven piece about her grandfather Mateo, who started the tradition of placing the angel ornament on their tree.
Sometimes, though, real life is better than the stuff of fiction — or at least, that’s the case on Jane the Virgin, when Michael sets out to find Luisa’s mother. He and Detective Barnett employ Luisa’s help in scoping out the mental institution where they suspect she’s hiding, only to find that Mutter swapped identities with a mute woman. Luisa’s funny flirtation with Detective Barnett aside, there’s something really troubling about the way that Mutter deserted her family for a life of crime and danger. Is Luisa really to blame for falling in love with a psychopath (Rose), when all she knows is conflict and dysfunction? Sigh.
NEXT: Paging Dr. Phil…
Another gal for whom gloom and doom is looming large is Petra, who’s seeing Ivan’s ghost wherever she goes. Ivan in a robe on the couch! Ivan in the OB-GYN’s office! It eventually becomes too much to her, and right in the doctor’s office after a prenatal exam, she spills the truth to Rafael about the real reason her blood pressure is so high. And by the truth, I mean she tells Rafael everything: how Magda killed Ivan and how she helped her get rid of the body; how Magda pushed Alba down the stairs; and how she was blackmailed into marrying Milos. Rafael is in disbelief, but he gets it. “If anything, I think I finally understand you and everything that’s been going on,” he says. “So let’s get your mother out of your life.” That’s easier said than done because before she can turn in her mom, Magda has done the dirty and incriminated her own daughter, leading to a scene at the hotel where Petra is arrested by the police. Someone call Dr. Phil — if this isn’t therapy fodder, I don’t know what is. Could the second half of the season see pregnant Petra in jail?
While Petra is being hauled off by the po-po, Jane is busy handing in her story drafts to hunky Professor Chavez. He’s pleased with her work — especially since it turns out he had asked her to experiment with other genres as a way to challenge her. And you know what? It worked! Jane’s creative juices were officially flowing, and she was able to crank out an amazing story for the contest featuring herself as a beautiful princess and Michael as a knight in filthy armor. (You had to see it to really appreciate it.) There’s more good news too: A TA position at the college opened up, which means that Jane will be able to pay for a second semester. And oh, nasty Wesley was kicked out — turns out Professor Chavez reported him to the dean after reading his scandalous tell-all, which means we can add “fair” and “loyal” to the list of things we love about Jane’s English teacher.
With things looking up for Jane, there’s definitely a bounce in her step as she strolls outside to get the mail. A big cardboard box is on the porch, and inside, she finds her family’s Christmas tree topper. It turns out Michael had taken it after Mateo’s baptism and restored it to its original glory (no cracks!). Awww. Also in the mail? Alba’s green card, an arrival which makes her, Jane, Xo and even Rogelio cry tears of joy. That’s the real meaning of the season; it’s a time to open yourself up to unexpected blessings and bonding time with family and loved ones. Happy holidays, everyone — and see you next year!
Burning questions, stray observations, and memorable one-liners:
- Rafael’s mother showed up for a brief moment this episode when she was brought in for questioning by the police over Mutter’s case. She expressed regret over the way she and Rafael left things, but Rafael’s reception was decidedly frosty. Can these two ever mend their relationship?
- Forget about romance, Michael’s bromance with Rogelio was the real drama this episode, with Rogelio struggling to come to grips with the fact that he can’t be friends with Michael without Jane’s permission. Can these two ever kiss and make up?
- And speaking of Michael, do you think there’s any chance for him and Jane? It’s obvious Jane isn’t over him…
- This episode saw Rogelio take on a new intern, who may have penned the soap opera script of a lifetime. Will the upcoming story line feature Rogelio develop JD’s draft into a full-fledged telenovela?
- Rogelio definitely knows a thing or two about staying C-A-L-M: “Cell phone, avocado mask, lavender, mirror.”
- Okay, I officially can’t wait for 2016 — judging by the teaser for the season’s second half, it looks like Rita Moreno will officially return to the role of Jane’s “glamma.” Yaaas!
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