'Empire' recap: 'Out, Damned Spot'
Jamal's ambition messes with his personal life.
On a scene-to-scene basis, a lot happens on Empire. That’s partially the influence its Dynasty-like soap opera heritage, which necessitates something between a cat fight and a shoe throw every few minutes, just as a matter of form; and partially the influence of our Shondaland-saturated reality, where every shocking quip and reveal comes with rising background music and the implication that this is your prepackaged OMG moment for the next four minutes. But if you look at Empire closely, not many of those shocking moments actually move the story that much farther forward. It’s eye-catching glitz hides a deceptively, frustratingly slow-moving long game. The core of the show—the way the characters fundamentally understand and relate to each other—creeps its way forward at a tectonically slow pace even as the surface action erupts above it. We’ve gotten through nearly half a season, and the show’s still dancing around the promised collision of continents: The final showdown, if there even will be one, between Hakeem and Jamal.
Empire, then, looks good when seen from a distance—we know where the season is heading, no matter how long it takes—and close up—we know we’re going to get few good lines in every scene—but it hasn’t found its middle distance. It doesn’t know what kind of stories to tell each episode. This week, the characters had their requisite dinner table fights, conversation about life-ending disease, and discussions about the importance of Being Your Real Self In Your Music. Rather than telling any discrete stories, the show tended to pick up and drop various pre-existing plotlines as necessary. A lot happened, and it was all fun to watch, but not much was accomplished.
“Out, Damned Spot” also started to shift Empire’s attention to some of its background characters—a necessary move if the show wants to survive off of more than Cookie’s one-liners and Jamals feelings—but never quite managed to crack them open. Vernon is in AA, and needs some emotional support from his sponsor after hearing about Lucious’ murder of Bunkie (who wouldn’t?). Cookie meets her washed-up hero Elle Dallas (Courtney Love, stretching neither her persona nor her vocal range). And it turns out that Michael’s feeling neglected by the now fame-obsessed Jamal. The thematic tie between the stories feels a little obvious: Fame and success seem like ends in themselves, but they’re actually things you always chase, often at the expense of the people around you. In character terms, by the end of the episode, Empire’s told us that Elle sounds better without makeup, that Vernon’s still going to do Vernon, and that Michael might benefit from some culinary school classes on making dinner for one. (Oh, and Jamal potentially has a baby momma in Raven-Symoné, but that’s a sudden, end of the episode discovery of the kind that could lead everywhere or nowhere.)
The benefit of Empire’s go-for-broke surface, however, is that it makes up for much of the show’s episode-to-episode inconsistencies. In the first scene of “Out, Damned Spot” Cookie preps for a dinner with Lucious, working through her ridiculous wardrobe until she finds the most jaw-dropping, ass-accentuating get-up she can muster. She strolls into dinner, expecting some of that Lucious love, only to hear that her ex is about to marry Ms. Boo Boo Kitty herself, Anika. Taraji P. Henson’s dissatisfied frown out-grumpys Grumpy Cat, and the sheer joy of watching her display her shapely backside to the rest of the table is undeniable, but Empire’s already forgotten a few of its more compelling plotlines. Has the threat posed by the drug war Cookie seemed to start already passed? Was last week’s mild flirt session enough to convince Cookie she should climb back on Lucious’ bones? Like Cookie, Empire can’t resist making a statement, especially if it can sacrifice its dignity in the process.
After her embarrassment at dinner, Cookie recovers with a visit to Jamal and Michael’s place in Brooklyn, where she announces her plans to get “Keep Your Money” on the charts. Jamal’s thrilled about the chance to get into the competition, but Michael reveals that he thinks that his boyfriend’s ambition is ruining their relationship. Cookie’s no help whatsoever—she tells Michael that Jamal is “becoming a top” and Michael’s going to have to deal—which triggers a fight between Michael and Jamal. The tension between the two characters makes sense, and Jussie Smollett sells Jamal’s anxiety about fame well, but the fight would be more believable if Michael weren’t all stock simpering gay TV-boyfriend tropes. Case in point: Michael suggests a trip to a bed and breakfast upstate to clear their minds. Jamal needs wifi for work. The two settle on a trip to Fire Island.
Jamal and Michael’s spat carries over into a trip to the club, where Cookie spends her time convincing a quarterback to tweet about Jamal’s song to his millions of followers. “Keep Your Money” starts to blow up on social media, which is great for Jamal, and worse for Michael, whose primary goals in life revolve around cooking school and vacation plans (Cookie says Jamal needs someone who “brings something to the table besides some damn food,” but maybe we need someone who brings something to the table besides some damn stereotypes?)
Still, you can’t be too hard on Michael, because he’s served up the short end of the emotional stick in the last few scenes of the episode. Jamal bails on the couple’s Fire Island plans in favor of an appearance on a radio show. Michael then has to sit at home, listen to Jamal perform his new single, “I Wanna Love You,” and then hear his boyfriend simultaneously avoid the chance to come out and deny his very existence. When asked by a radio host whether he has any ladies in his life, Jamal simply says that he doesn’t—even as Cookie pushes him to tell the truth. The moment works because it tells something real, and painful, about Jamal. At this point, there’s no reason for Jamal not to come out, but he doesn’t, perhaps because he doesn’t want to risk his career, but more pressingly, because he’s comfortable in lie he’s been telling. The tension between Michael and Jamal isn’t really about fame, it’s about Jamal’s inability to be fully honest and put it all on the line.
NEXT: Cookie meets her hero. Her hero’s not that excited about it.
To make up for the mixed messages he packaged with his anniversary gift of a rose last week, Lucious sets up Cookie with one of Empire’s all-time bestselling artists, Elle Dalls (a.k.a. Courtney Love). Elle initially refuses to work with Cookie—she only wants Empire’s top shelf talent—but Cookie works her magic and shouts her way into Elle’s confidence, mostly by telling her how Elle’s music got her through her time in jail. Cookie tries to get Elle to record some new music, but Elle’s voice crackles like she’s, well, Courtney Love. Cookie then sends everyone out of the studio, demands Elle take off all her makeup and jewelry, and then has her lay down a track where she embraces the burnout she is right now. The result is a cover of “Take Me to the River” that was grimy enough to be pretty fun, so send your Big Mouth Bass jokes somewhere else. It looks like Cookie’s got Elle on the road to some sort of career rehab, but the plot ends before Empire can pull much momentum from it. What was Cookie going to learn from this encounter except that she can get her way by shouting at people? (And she already knew that.)
Lucious is still feeling guilty about killing a man in cold blood, and this week he finally broke down and told Vernon about his murder of Bunkie. Detective Walker’s been looking around the crime scene, and Lucious needs a way to cover for his actions. Vernon agrees to help, but not without some major reservations of his own. He accuses Andre of not telling him the truth. Andre says he didn’t know what happened to Bunkie, and that he just gave Lucious an alibi because “I cover for him, even when I don’t know what I’m covering.” And Vernon turns, finally, to his AA sponsor for a few meditations on what it really means to be Vernon. “Is that a worthy life,” he asks, “serving another man’s needs?” It’s a good question for Vernon to ask—what does it mean to assist someone so deluded by fame—but Empire veers away from the possibilities it opens up. Instead of turning against Lucious (or even confronting him), Vernon merely bribes a guy into confessing to Bunkie’s murder. He tells his sponsor that “things are going to be different,” but so far, that just means that he and Andre will be in closer cahoots, and that he will be fully “team Andre.” Okay, good. The two were already in cahoots anyway. Now, Andre, do something!
Finally, Hakeem had a mini meltdown this week, as he is pondering the news that his fake girlfriend slash ex Tiana is into girls, while also complaining that his fake mom slash ex Camilla isn’t answering his calls. The music video from “Drip Drop” is plopping its way to success one nonsense word at a time, but Hakeem feels he can’t catch a break. He gets drunk at the club, begs Jamal for help, and then mouths off to Cookie. Back in the recording studio, he stumbles through a few pretty terrible attempts at lyrics before he collects his anger and hits a flow. The result: A full-throttle diatribe against women called “Can’t Truss ’Em.” It’s dark, and brutal, but it does have a nice beat. Still, as with Lucious’ speech about the “trigonometry” of having a threesome with two women last episode, it’s hard to tell how much of Empire’s depiction of misogyny is criticism, and how much is just the show seeing how far it can push the envelope for the sake of it. Jamal points out that, “if you make a song about how much you hate women, it makes you look like a little bitch,” but Anika argues that controversy sells, and that “anybody with common sense can see that the lines are just metaphors.” Empire often wants to be Jamal, but sometimes it slips into Anika territory. You can’t pretend that everything in bad taste is saved by the fact that it sells. Sometime’s it’s just in bad taste.
Wait, how was the music?
I’ll hear no complaints about Courtney Love’s silly, simultaneously poppy and grungy cover of “Take Me To The River,” even though it’s objectively not something that would come from a music label’s bestselling artist. “Can’t Truss ’Em” has good flow for your average men’s rights’ treatise, but it’s disqualified for being misogynistic and also not a metaphor for anything. That leaves “I Wanna Love You,” in which Jamal goes full John Legend and, maybe, just maybe, apologizes to Michael for not being in Fire Island right now.
“Out, Damned Spot” is a quote from Macbeth, a play about witchcraft, ambition, and Scottish people murdering each other. Lady Macbeth delivers the line in the play’s famous sleepwalking scene, where she reflects on her involvement in her husband’s murder of king Duncan by imagining there’s a spot of blood on her hands that she just can’t erase. In Empire, Vernon might be a good stand-in for the guilty lady, as he realizes exactly how much blood is on his hands. But the spot of blood can also stand in for any ordinary flaws and mistakes, which seem to get worse (or at least more visible) the further ambition pushes you toward your goal. For that, look at all of Empire‘s characters who mistakenly think the limelight is the right treatment for their pre-existing imperfections: Jamal and Elle (both as encouraged by Cookie), and even Hakeem.
Notes, quotes, and observations:
- Cookie outfit rankings: 1) I don’t know how to even start describing it, but the get-up she wore to dinner with the rest of her family was everything. Nothing else matters.
- Lucious managed to get his hands on some experimental ALS drugs from Russia this week, as he convinced his concierge doctor that his life is more important than anyone else’s. With any luck, Lucious will live as long as Empire can afford paying Terrence Howard!
- Anika tried to buy Porscha’s loyalty from Cookie this week, which is a good sign if it means we’ll have more Porscha plots in the future. In other Porscha news, Porscha wore a necklace around her braids. Never forget.
- Cookie has something to say about women being called “difficult”: “I know that word. See y’all like to toss us to the side when you can’t control us anymore, because you’re lazy.”
- Anika on hearing Jamal’s single, “Keep Your Money”: “I assumed it was a demo.” Cookie: “You would, because you’re a hater.”
- Lucious on “Keep Your Money”: “The three and a half minutes of crap where he keeps telling me to kiss his ass?”