Hey, here’s some happy news: Jenna and Jordan are still happy and totally weird and adorable.
Team Paradise set them up with a “happy couple” visit, where they ate chocolate and made a vision board to solidify their future together. And when I say “future,” I mean these two lunatics have set a wedding date: June 9, 2019, and of course, Chris Harrison will officiate. Welp, I guess we know how Bachelor in Paradise will kick things off in season 6.
If only we could end on that note. Instead, we’ve got one more couple to get through: Chris and Krystal. And even though they’re still “happy” and “in love” and all that, Chris can’t stop crying.
“I’m just like so thankful to have such an incredible woman who saw potential in me, and really helped transform me in Paradise,” says Chris, wiping away tears. According to “the Goose,” Krystal sat him down after the second rose ceremony and told him to stop acting like such a jackass, or he’d lose her and all of his Paradise friends. And it worked! He’s even met Krystal’s “family.”
Chris and Krystal’s moms are in the audience, and they seem cautiously optimistic about the whole situation. So, congrats I guess? Now please take your crystal goose and get out of here — Angela is on fire!
Gotta say, the bloopers were a bit disappointing. But the good news is, we now have a 117-day break until the new season of The Bachelor. Before you go celebrate, I want to hear your thoughts on these burning questions: Will you watch Grocery Joe on DWTS? Do you think Jenna and Jordan (or Chris and Krystal, for that matter) will really get married? And am I the only one who wants to be best friends with Yuki? Post your thoughts below. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sleep until January 7, 2019.