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S3 E7
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November 02, 2010 at 04:10 AM EDT

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: AnnaLynne McCord is the best part of 90210. And last night, she proved it again by giving us a glimpse of all the colors of the Naomi rainbow—bitchy, scared, confident, relieved, and more. Let’s look back on how she and the rest of the gang fared.

Naomi and Oscar

I never, ever thought I would see these two paired up, but let me just say: GENIUS! Now Naomi isn’t the kind of girl to be easily swayed. Exhibit A: She was not in the least bit impressed by Oscar’s (awful) British accent—probably because he’s actually American. But this partnership bloomed over something far less superficial. Earlier in the episode, Naomi—with the help of noble teacher Ryan—decided to press charges against Mr. Cannon (huzzah!). This resulted in Cannon’s temporary suspension, and sadly, Ryan’s too. (Gotta love the guy for revealing his drunken incident for the greater good, no?)

Like clockwork, Oscar happened to run into Cannon outside school and was excited to meet a fellow Brit. During the chat, Oscar detected not a Chelsea background in Cannon’s accent, but a Dagenham one. Oscar, the unintended sleuth! Might Cannon be an impostor? That was exactly what Naomi wondered when Oscar rattled off these details. With potential dirt on Cannon, Naomi was interested and Oscar was interested that she was interested. The two did a little internet research, during which Naomi kinda sorta had to reveal indirectly that Cannon had raped her (McCord’s nervous embarrassment here was perfection). It turned out that Miles Cannon was just an alias for the scoundrel’s true identity, a Mr. Douglas Atherton. I felt my heart racing with excitement for some imminent police action, but Cannon wasn’t dumb. He fled his coop, which didn’t seem to bother Naomi or the girls. They were just happy to see him driven out of their everyday lives. True, but aren’t they worried that—oh, I don’t know—he might still try to terrorize them in the future? Just a thought.


Now that Liam was living in Laura’s pool house, he had to do pretty much anything she wanted. And so Laura took him along while she ran errands for her quote-unquote handbag collection. First thought: Animal print beret + sequin jacket + striped top + pleated skirt = not good. Second thought: Laura was totally this girl when she was younger. Sure, it was pretty bad that Liam had to sit around a school party carrying multiple women’s handbags, but it was definitely not as bad as finding out that his new boss/girlfriend was using the handbags as a vehicle for selling cocaine. Did not see that one coming! It’s always the ones you least suspect, no?


A giant statuette to the first person who can name one riveting thing about Navid’s leadership award plot. (Rated Zzzzz.) In any event, Navid and the ever-annoying Harper were neck and neck for the school leadership prize. You can imagine how much his porn-producing father wanted him to succeed, but Harper’s dad, who was recently laid off (topical!) wanted it bad—like “no wire hangers!” bad. So Navid, being the aw-shucks sweet guy that he is, withdrew his name from the running, giving Harper the scholarship prize and some air to add to her pumped-up ego.

NEXT: For those of you who’ve been waiting for an “underage teenage porn star” plot line, you’re in luck!

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