By Clark Collis
April 23, 2019 at 08:56 PM EDT

Avengers: Endgame may be getting great reviews. But does the film feature a priest who can turn into a dinosaur? We wager not!

For that level of top-notch entertainment you’ll have to wait until later in the year and the release of (wait for it, wait for it) The VelociPastor!!!

Written and directed by Brendan Steere, The VelociPastor concerns a priest who, after a devastating family tragedy, travels to China to find deeper spirituality. Instead, he is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his gift to fight evil — and ninjas.

That’s right, ninjas!

The VelociPastor — a title we will never tire of typing — stars Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Daniel Steere, Yang Jiechang, Jesse Turits, Fernando Pacheco de Castro, and Aurelio Voltaire. The Wild Eye Releasing film screens at the Texas Frightmare Weekend, May 3.

Watch the trailer for The VelociPastor, above.