It’s been a rough week for Collateral Beauty: It marks the lowest box office opening of Will Smith’s career, and it’s been eviscerated by critics. Now to make matters even worse, the trailer has gotten a makeover to include some of the harshest critiques.
The updated Collateral trailer, courtesy of ScreenCrush, features some of the funniest and most over the top comments from reviews. Just a few topics that somehow find their way into the video are Comedy Central’s Drunk History, Tom Cruise, and polar bears.
“At the end of it, I screamed the way polar bears are supposed to when they get their tongues frozen to the ice,” The Guardian‘s Peter Bradshaw is quoted as saying.
Early reviews called the film “horrifyingly awful” and “actor abuse.” Helmed by David Frankel (The Devil Wears Prada), Collateral is currently has a 14 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Watch the video below.