Conan game has full nudity; players can adjust genitals size (NSFW)
Size now matters.
An upcoming RPG-style video game titled Conan Exiles allows players the luxury of making their warrior avatar an even bigger barbarian.
As spotted by PC Gamer, the open world survival game has an adjustment slider for Conan’s, uh, dagger.
Letting players customize their avatars in a character-creation menu is pretty routine in gaming. But this is apparently the first time any major title has made the size of character sex organs adjustable. If a player selects a female character to play instead, they can adjust the size of her breasts. Gamers can also choose how much nudity is shown overall.
What follows is NSFW so if you have aversion to animated Conan the Barbarian dongs, you might want to stop reading now (we’re betting none of you will).
First up is the slider. Holy Crom! This could indeed help Conan on his quest to “hear the lamentation of the women.” See the gif below:
The game-play action then features shots like this, with Conan going balls-out in his quest to … whatever it is that Conan is trying to do. Who cares. He’s jarringly naked:
Conan Exiles is in early access (which means you can buy it now, but it’s still considered unfinished, though it sure looks pretty complete to us).