Worst Music We Heard In 2014
Robin Thicke wearing thin; smoldering disgust for the Chainsmokers; and three more we'd just tune out
5. Mike Will Made It feat. Wiz Khalifa and Future, ''P---y Overrated''
Future's ''Move That Dope'' was one of the neck-snappingest bangers of the year, but he flushed an infinity pool's worth of goodwill on this lazy,
4. Robin Thicke, Paula
If Thicke's new album-naming rubric is ''Things I'm never getting back,'' look for Dignity next.
3. Neil Young, Storytone
Young is a fascinating icon who just split from his wife of 36 years and launched a wacky digital-music start-up. None of that intrigue is
2. Foster the People, Supermodel
When ''Pumped Up Kicks'' broke huge in 2011, Foster the People were supposed to be the next Beach Boys. Turns out they were—as long as
1. The Chainsmokers, ''#Selfie''
Not to get hyperbolic, but between its dirt-stupid beats and vacant video (which has more than 260 million views), ''#Selfie'' is exhibit A for giving