"You could tie your shoe and make some girl's entire year."
"You went on a cat stakeout?... The cat stakeout turned into a cat pursuit?"
"Well, just so you know, I support feminism. Mostly by having body-image issues."
"Come with me if you want to live."
Melinda Sue Gordon
"The Supreme Court on Friday ended same-sex marriage bans across the country, clearing the way for gay and lesbian couples to marry in any state—and really giving that rainbow filter on Facebook a real workout."
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"You can't do a slasher movie as a TV series."
"You have 'Give me the ring, my precious' eyes."
"Am I crazy not to like this guy? Among some of his Facebook likes are George W. Bush's Decision Points, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and the music of Josh Groban. Must I really justify myself any further?"
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