'Harry Potter': Grading the Defense Against the Dark Arts Teachers
We love the actors -- but how would they rate if you really were trying to learn from them?
Quirinus Quirrell (Ian Hart) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone | Grade: D? Why? Jinxed Harry's broomstick during a? Quidditch match; ?was out to steal the ? Sorcerer's Stone; was the host body for Voldemort.
Gilderoy Lockhart (Kenneth Branagh) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Kenneth Branagh, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets | Grade: C? Why? Placed fame over teaching; mistakenly? removed the bones in Harry's arm while attempting to heal him; tried to erase Ron's and Harry's
Remus Lupin (David Thewlis) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban | Grade: A? Why? Taught Harry the ?Patronus spell; led the class ?in battling Boggarts; revealed the secrets of ?the Marauder's Map; turned out to be
Mad-Eye Moody (Brendan Gleeson Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix | Grade: D Why? Was ?actually a guy named Barty Crouch Jr., who impersonated famous Auror Moody while the real Moody was held ?captive; helped deliver
Dolores Umbridge (Imelda Staunton) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Imelda Staunton | Grade: D? ?Why? Didn't ?allow students to practice spells; forced Harry to write, ?''I must not tell lies,'' words that were magically and painfully etched
Severus Snape (Alan Rickman) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix | Grade: Incomplete Why? Was suspicious of Harry's sudden skill in Potions class; murdered Dumbledore (his true motives yet to be revealed).