EW's 2013 Summer Movie Awards!

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The Bane Memorial Award for Best Original (and Completely Ridiculous) Accent

Zade Rosenthal

Ben Kingsley, Iron Man 3 (49%)
Will Smith, After Earth (24%)
Jodie Foster, Elysium (19%)
John Travolta, Killing Season (6%)
Kristen Scott Thomas, Only God Forgives (2%)

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Best Post-Credits Scene

Zade Rosenthal

”I’m sorry. I’m not that kind of doctor,” Iron Man 3 (34%)
”As I told you a long time ago, you’re not the only one with gifts,” The Wolverine (29%)
”You don’t know me yet…but you will,” Furious 6 (22%)
”Where is my g–damn shoe?” Pacific Rim (9%)
”The shark bit my m—-f—in’ d— off!” Kick-Ass 2 (6%)

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Best Futuristic Suit

The Mark 42, Iron Man 3 (30%)
Spock’s volcano suit, Star Trek Into Darkness (22%)
Idris Elba’s Jaeger outfit, Pacific Rim (20%)
Matt Damon’s exoskeleton, Elysium (17%)
General Zod’s exoskeleton, Man of Steel (12%)

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Best Scene in an Otherwise Bad Movie

Superman’s first flight, Man of Steel (34%)
Introduction of Leonardo DiCaprio, The Great Gatsby (30%)
Train climax, The Lone Ranger (20%)
Mother Russia decimates the cops, Kick-Ass 2 (8%)
Opening video camera surveillance, The Purge (7%)

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Worst Scene in an Otherwise Good Movie

Watch out, Wolvie, it’s a giant robot samurai!, The Wolverine (41%)
There’s a woman in this movie? Quick, make a rape joke!, This Is the End (35%)
The exposition scene where they awkwardly lay out who the demons are, The Conjuring (%)
Michael Stuhlbarg makes a pass at Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine (6%)
Any scene with the college essay, The Spectacular Now (5%)

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Best Fight

Zade Rosenthal

Spock vs. Khan, Star Trek Into Darkness (36%)
Iron Man and Pepper Potts and various suits of armor vs. Killian?s minions, Iron Man 3 (23%)
Battle of Hong Kong, Pacific Rim (17%)
Michelle Rodriguez vs. Gina Carano, Furious 6 (12%)
The bathroom brawl, The World’s End (12%*)

*Difference of 14 votes

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Best Twist

Disney

The Mandarin wasn’t the Mandarin all along, Iron Man 3 (46%)
Khan was Khan all along, Star Trek Into Darkness (28%)
Joining the timeline to Tokyo Drift, Furious 6 (18%)
Who the killers were, You’re Next (6%)
The neighbors were evil, The Purge (3%)

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Whitest Tank Top

Ben Rothstein

Hugh Jackman, The Wolverine (31%)
Channing Tatum, White House Down (25%)
Vin Diesel, Furious 6 (19%)
Charlie Hunnam, Pacific Rim (13%)
Sam Rockwell, The Way, Way Back (11%)

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Most Ridiculous Use of a Prop

Peter Mountain

The bird on Johnny Depp’s head, The Lone Ranger (42%)
Lois can’t figure out how to use the Kryptonian command key, Man of Steel (26%)
Battling Kaiju with a giant ship, Pacific Rim (16%)
Nick Frost duel wielding pub chairs to fight robot, The World’s End (16%*)

*Difference of 28 votes

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Coolest Death Scene

Suzanne Hanover

James Franco eaten by cannibals, This Is the End (33%)
Superman snapping General Zod?s neck, Man of Steel (23%)
James Badge Dale takes himself out, World War Z (16%)
Gisele goes down shooting, Furious 6 (15%)
Idris Elba?s sacrifice, Pacific Rim (13%)

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Funniest Moment

When Sandra Bullock breaks her glass, The Heat (53%)
”No, I don’t want cake! I’m a diabetic!” White House Down (20%)
Vince Vaughn’s idea for an app that isn?t Instagram, The Internship (15%)
Cate Blanchett gives her nephews tipping advice, Blue Jasmine (12%)

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Best Unintentionally Funny Moment

Industrial Light & Magic

KHHAANNN!!!, Star Trek Into Darkness (49%)
The angelic daughter waves the American flag, White House Down (15%)
All of The Canyons (15%*)
Putting Kruger back together despite him missing a giant chunk of his head, Elysium (13%)
Idris Elba is GLOWING in the flashback, Pacific Rim (8%)

*Difference of 18 votes

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The Joseph Gordon-Levitt Award for Supporting Character Who Should Star in Their Own Movie

Ben Rothstein

Rila Fukushima as Yukio, The Wolverine (31%)
Sharlto Copley as Kruger, Elysium (23%)
Ron Perlman as Hannibal Chau, Pacific Rim (22%)
Byung-hun Lee as Han Cho Bai, Red 2 (13%)
Bill Paxton as Earl, 2 Guns (11%)

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Best Henchman

Zade Rosenthal

Savin (James Badge Dale), Iron Man 3 (36%)
Guy Shephard (Pierce Brosnan), The World’s End (24%)
Jah (Joe Taslim), Furious 6 (19%)
Mother Russia (Olga Kurkulina), Kick-Ass 2 (15%)
Stenz (Jason Clarke), White House Down (6%)

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Least Sexy Sex Scene

Suzanne Hanover

Jonah Hill and the demon, This Is the End (38%)
Oh wow, Captain Kirk is having a threesOHMYGOD THEY HAVE TAILS, Star Trek Into Darkness (34%)
Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan, The Great Gatsby (19%)
Tie me up! Tie me down!, Only God Forgives (4%)
The hotel room, Before Midnight (4%*)

*Difference of 30 votes

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Worst Trailer for a Good Movie

Jaap Buitendijk/Paramount

World War Z (32%)
The Wolverine (26%)
Pacific Rim (25%)
The World’s End (17%)

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Best Trailer for a Bad Movie

Clay Enos

Man of Steel (45%)
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (15%)
Iron Man 3 (14%)
Elysium (13%)
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (12%)

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Best Animated Film

Disney/Pixar; Illumination Entertainment

TIE: Monsters University / Despicable Me 2 (46%)
Epic (5%)
Turbo (2%)
Planes (1%)

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The Pro-Objectification Magic Mike Memorial Award for Best Male Chest

Clay Enos

Henry Cavill, Man of Steel (49%)
Hugh Jackman, The Wolverine (29%)
Channing Tatum, White House Down (11%)
Vin Diesel, Furious 6 (7%)
Matt Damon, Elysium (4%)

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The Anti-Objectification Sarah Connor Memorial Award for Most Badass Heroine

Daniel Smith

Hit-Girl (Chloë Grace Moretz), Kick-Ass 2 (36%)
Letty (Michelle Rodriguez), Furious 6 (23%)
Mako (Rinko Kikuchi), Pacific Rim (20%)
Segen (Daniella Kertesz), World War Z (14%)
Erin (Sharni Vinson), You’re Next (7%)

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Also, Best Female Chest

Zade Rosenthal

Zoë Saldana, Star Trek Into Darkness (32%)
Amanda Seyfried, Lovelace (22%)
Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man 3 (18%)
Paula Patton, 2 Guns (17%)
Antje Traue, Man of Steel (11%)

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Best Line

Zade Rosenthal

”I am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously, sir; to which one are you referring?” Star Trek Into Darkness (51%)
”Today we’re canceling the apocalypse,” Pacific Rim (20%)
”How did you know there’d be a car there to break our fall?” / ”I didn’t.”, Furious 6 (12%)
”I want to rob,” The Bling Ring (10%)
”Don’t be so dramatic, you were only partially dead,” The Lone Ranger (6%)

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Scariest Scene

The clap, The Conjuring (24%)
The demon on the dresser, The Conjuring (23%)
Airplane scene, World War Z (21%)
The end sequence in the WHO lab, World War Z (18%)
Getting attacked in the neighbor’s house, This Is the End (14%)

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Movie You Lied About Seeing

Suzanne Hanover

This Is the End (26%)
Furious 6 (25%)
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (23%)
Austenland (13%)
The Canyons (13%*)

*Difference of 10 votes

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The Moonrise Kingdom Award for Indie of the Season

Claire Folger

The Way, Way Back (34%)
Fruitvale Station (26%)
Mud (19%)
Before Midnight (17%)
In a World (4%)

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The Oscar Frontrunner Award

ANNE MARIE FOX

The Butler (42%)
Fruitvale Station (24%)
Blue Jasmine (21%)
Mud (11%)
Frances Ha (2%)

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Best Bromance

Zade Rosenthal

Kirk (Chris Pine) and Spock (Zachary Quinto), Star Trek Into Darkness (52%)
James Franco, Seth Rogen, and Jay Baruchel, This Is the End (20%)
Mike (Billy Crystal) and Sulley (John Goodman), Monsters University (17%)
Bobby (Denzel Washington) and Stig (Mark Wahlberg), 2 Guns (7%)
Cale (Channing Tatum) and President Sawyer (Jamie Foxx), White House Down (5%)

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Breakout Star

Henry Cavill, Man of Steel (60%)
Aubrey Plaza, The To Do List (20%)
Tye Sheridan, Mud (10%)
Antje Traue, Man of Steel (6%)
Wagner Moura, Elysium (5%)

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Cutest Kid Award

Illumination Entertainment

Agnes, Despicable Me 2 (36%)
Ty Simpkins, Iron Man 3 (31%)
Little Mike, Monsters University (20%)
Tye Sheridan, Mud (8%)
Onata Aprile, What Maisie Knew (5%)

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Best Platonic Couple

James Fisher

Hugh Jackman and Rila Fukushima, The Wolverine (30%)
Isla Fisher and Jesse Eisenberg, Now You See Me (30%*)
Brad Pitt and Daniella Kertesz, World War Z (20%)
Michael Shannon and Antje Traue, Man of Steel (14%)
Katie Chang and Israel Broussard, The Bling Ring (7%)

*Difference of 12 votes

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The Daft Punk/Tron: Legacy Soundtrack Is Better Than the Movie Award

The Great Gatsby (65%)
Man of Steel (20%)
The Bling Ring (7%)
Only God Forgives (5%)
The Butler (3%)

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The Most Offensive Sequel No One Asked For Award

Tracy Bennett

Grown Ups 2 (65%)
Kick-Ass 2 (16%)
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (13%)
Red 2 (6%)

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Best Villain

Zade Rosenthal

Khan (Benedict Cumberbatch), Star Trek Into Darkness (65%*)
Danny McBride, This Is the End (14%)
Kruger (Sharlto Copley), Elysium (12%)
Owen Shaw (Luke Evans), Furious 6 (7%)
Earl (Bill Paxton), 2 Guns (3%)

*2013 Summer Movie Awards’ biggest landslide!

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Most Chemistry

Elsa Guillet-Chapuis

Alexis Denisof and Amy Acker, Much Ado About Nothing (31%)
Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man 3 (26%)
Vin Diesel and The Rock, Furious 6 (16%)
Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy, Before Midnight (15%)
Miles Teller and Shailene Woodley, The Spectacular Now (13%)

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Least Chemistry

Henry Cavill and Amy Adams, Man of Steel (29%)
Will and Jaden Smith, After Earth (27%)
Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan, The Great Gatsby (27%*)
Brad Pitt and Mireille Enos, World War Z (9%)
Jamie Campbell Bower and Lily Collins, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (9%*)

*Difference of 5 votes and 4 votes, respectively — this summer’s closest race!

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MVP of the Summer

Christopher Polk/Getty Images

Benedict Cumberbatch (38%)
Robert Downey Jr. (17%)
Melissa McCarthy (11%)
Henry Cavill (11%*)
Emma Watson (9%)
The Backstreet Boys (6%)
The runway in Furious 6 (5%)
The CD player playing ”Looking for the Magic” on repeat in You’re Next (2%)

*Difference of 9 votes

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Most Anticipated Fall Movie

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (47%)
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (22%)
Gravity (14%)
The Fifth Estate (8%)
August: Osage County (5%)
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2%)

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Best Fight

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The Joseph Gordon-Levitt Award for Supporting Character Who Should Star in Their Own Movie

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The Pro-Objectification Magic Mike Memorial Award for Best Male Chest

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The Anti-Objectification Sarah Connor Memorial Award for Most Badass Heroine

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Best Line

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Movie You Lied About Seeing

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The Moonrise Kingdom Award for Indie of the Season

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The Oscar Frontrunner Award

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