'DWTS' Week 6: Crazy Costume Watch!

Nothing says ''It's Rock and Roll week'' like an unheard-of monochromatic suit from Bad-Ass Bergeron....

....Except Carrie Ann's hardware, Len Goodman in all black, and Bruno's leather jacket...and a table that let us know it was DWTS Rock Week.

Grey wasn't the boldest choice (of color!), but Jennifer's skirt had the best cape-like movement.

At times during their paso, it seemed like both of their costumes made up just one theatrical robe for Tony. Which might be the overarching goal of the paso doble anyway. I have never checked.

Tony never misses an opportunity to display his Albanian Pride in jacket form.

Not-so-hidden gem: Rick's eyeliner! Paging fellow silver-haired mohawk-monger Jay Manuel....

Not even a fringed belt, goatee, and Anna's undies could keep Kurt Warner safe from the judges' wrath.

Violet-purple skirt under blue-violet jacket? She can't be serious.

Lacey's garters/feathers/color block situation is so dire that you might not realize Kyle is sporting satin pants.

Maks' leather pants were so tight, he was temporarily paralyzed after performing his backstage drum solo. His partner, the Tin Man, yelped, then returned to her job as a bar maiden at the Yellow Brick Roadhouse.

Hey, he put 'em out there.

This is the last one, I swear.

Now I'm serious. Last one.

Not.

Have you really made it this far? Can you tell me how a lime green windbreaker is ''rock and roll''?

Whoa.

Why, with this guy? WHY.