'DWTS' Week 5: Crazy Costume Watch!

NICOLE SCHERZINGER AND DEREK HOUGH: TANGO
It's the opera scene from Pretty Woman except MEGAFIERCE.

PAMELA ANDERSON AND DAMIAN WHITEWOOD: QUICKSTEP
Pam's 9 to 5-inspired dress was so buttoned-up, she had to dance atop a table to get attention.

EVAN LYSACEK AND ANNA TREBUNSKAYA: RUMBA
Their movie was Armageddon, but I would not have been shocked in the least if the orange-hued Evan was supposed to be an Oompa-Loompa and Anna was, like, the tattered navy lining of Willy Wonka's tremendous violet coat. Oompa-Loompa doompadee do, I've got another nuzzle for you....

NIECY NASH AND LOUIS VAN AMSTEL: JIVE
Niecy's colorful, fringed frock helped her achieve maximum drama during four significant shimmy sessions in an homage to ''La Bamba.''

CHAD OCHOCINCO AND CHERYL BURKE: QUICKSTEP
To really be faithful to The Jungle Book, Chad could have worn red trunks like Mowgli and Cheryl could have dressed in gray fur to be Baloo, the happy-go-lucky bear who teaches the man-cub that ''Mother Nature's recipes'' do not include giant bling-rings and repeated attempts to woo one's dance partner into an increasingly awkward showmance.

BROOKE BURKE: PIANO WOMAN
Brooke's dress channeled either the giant piano from Big or Mugatu from Zoolander. Why not both?

ERIN ANDREWS AND MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY: JIVE
To truly become Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction, Erin desperately needed to switch the colors of her wig and her shoes. ''C'est la vie,'' say the old folks. It goes to show you never can tell Maks how to style his partner.

''FAN FAVORITE'' Don't you forget about her

JAKE PAVELKA AND CHELSIE HIGHTOWER: CHA-CHA
Don't try to take Jake to a disco. You'll get the Tom Cruise-in-Risky Business impersonator out on the floor, but he won't be wearing pants.