Dressed To Ill

No, Ma'am! Not a girl, not yet a streetwalker. It's hard to imagine this leather-clad cutie with kids, isn't it?

Breast in Show Before her year in prison for lying under oath, the pint-sized rapper wore this technically street-legal unitard to the ceremony. Hooray for pasties!

Chained Melody The draped beading that Rose McGowan (with then-fiancé Marilyn Manson at the 1998 awards) called a ''gown'' made for a better window than a door; we've seen less skin on late-night Cinemax

Pow-wow Ow! Cruise-ship act or internationally renowned pop trio? It was hard to tell when Destiny's Child appeared on the red carpet wearing matching, egregiously fugly coral-and-turquoise ensembles.

Pink Lemon Either Christina Aguilera was shying away from her previously too-revealing looks by wearing feathered magenta couture, or she was barfed on by a technicolor flamingo — tough call.

Two Steps Back Oh, Paula. You should have known better than to take wardrobe advice from MC Skat Kat

Fashion Statement Sure, this ensemble may appear to have an expiration date, but a quick trip to the hardware store for duct tape can extend its shelf life indefinitely.

J. Crüe Lee shows Christina Aguilera that just the right blend of dirty and pervy can make the flasher look red-carpet-ready.

Hi-Ho Silver Just because the award is a spaceman doesn't mean you have to dress like one, Mr. Kravitz.