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'Archer': The Spy Who Shagged...

Pirate women of Pangu! Cyborg Katya! Lucas Troy! Revisit the multiple sexploits of animated bad boy -- with best lines from their encounters
By EW Staff March 24, 2014 at 04:00 PM EDT
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Juliana Calderon

Archer | First appeared in: ''Palace Intrigue: Part I'' (Season 5, Episode 10) Role in the Archer -verse: The wife of San Marcos dictator Gustavo Calderon, who…
Credit: FX

First appeared in: ''Palace Intrigue: Part I'' (Season 5, Episode 10)
Role in the Archer-verse: The wife of San Marcos dictator Gustavo Calderon, who poses as a maid in order to seduce an unwitting Archer.
Best lines: Juliana Calderon: ''I'm sorry to bother you sir. I thought you might need more towels?''
Archer: ''Oh, no, I think I'm okay for right now?. Although, that being said, it's better to be safe than sorry. At least with regards to towels. But only towels.''

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La Madrina

Archer | First appeared in: ''Smuggler's Blues!'' (Season 5, Episode 7) Role in the Archer -verse: Undercover agent who runs the Cali cartel in Colombia. Best lines:…
Credit: FX

First appeared in: ''Smuggler's Blues!'' (Season 5, Episode 7)
Role in the Archer-verse: Undercover agent who runs the Cali cartel in Colombia.
Best lines: La Madrina: ''Are you sure you cannot make love to me just once more?''
Archer: ''Not without a blood transfusion, no.''

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Cyborg Katya

Archer | First appeared in: ''Skin Game'' (Season 3, Episode 11) Role in the Archer -verse: Rebuilt into a Cyborg by Dr. Krieger, Katya is now the…
Credit: FX

First appeared in: ''Skin Game'' (Season 3, Episode 11)
Role in the Archer-verse: Rebuilt into a Cyborg by Dr. Krieger, Katya is now the current head of the KGB and Barry's soulmate.
Best lines: Cyborg Katya: ''Relax darling, you are... how to say... To push a rope.''
Archer: ''Can you close your eyes, I kind of feel like I'm banging tail lights on a country road.''

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Mercedes Moreno

Archer | First appeared in: ''Coyote Lovely'' (Season 4, Episode 8) Role in the Archer -verse: Daughter of Mexico's most notorious coyote. Best lines: Mercedes: ''I also…
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First appeared in: ''Coyote Lovely'' (Season 4, Episode 8)
Role in the Archer-verse: Daughter of Mexico's most notorious coyote.
Best lines: Mercedes: ''I also think you make a big risk, to help some poor people who just want a better life for their family. And that, to me, is muy admirable.''
Archer: ''See? I knew you wanted to b--w me.''

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Lucas Troy

Archer | First appeared in: ''The Wind Cries Mary'' (Season 4, Episode 2) Role in the Archer -verse: Archer's best friend who faked his death and stole…
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First appeared in: ''The Wind Cries Mary'' (Season 4, Episode 2)
Role in the Archer-verse: Archer's best friend who faked his death and stole millions from ODIN to open a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont.
Best lines: Lucas Troy: ''After you passed out... I snuck into your room with a big bottle of suntan oil, put on some Al Green, and...''
Archer: ''Dude, if you really love me, then please don't finish.''

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Janelle Gillette

Archer | First appeared in: ''Bloody Ferlin'' (Season 3, Episode 9) Role in the Archer -verse: Ray's sister-in-law and marijuana farmer from West Virginia. Best lines: Archer: ''Well,…
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First appeared in: ''Bloody Ferlin'' (Season 3, Episode 9)
Role in the Archer-verse: Ray's sister-in-law and marijuana farmer from West Virginia.
Best lines: Archer: ''Well, Janelle, obviously the actual scriptures in the bible are open to interpretation, but what I took away from it, is that we should go in the barn and screw our brains out on a huge pile of marijuana.''
Janelle: ''It didn't say nothin about a rubber, did it?''
Archer: ''It did not!''

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Pirate women of Pangu

Archer | First appeared in: ''Heart of Archness: Part 1'' (Season 3, Episode 1) Role in the Archer -verse: Women of the pirate fortress in Pangu, Polynesia.…
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First appeared in: ''Heart of Archness: Part 1'' (Season 3, Episode 1)
Role in the Archer-verse: Women of the pirate fortress in Pangu, Polynesia.
Best line: Archer: ''That was insane, I never even heard of that position. Did the missionaries not swing by here?''

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Newlywed

Archer | First appeared in: ''Heart of Archness: Part 1'' (Season 3, Episode 1) Role in the Archer -verse: Newlywed who finds herself in bed with Archer…
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First appeared in: ''Heart of Archness: Part 1'' (Season 3, Episode 1)
Role in the Archer-verse: Newlywed who finds herself in bed with Archer during her honeymoon.
Best lines: Newlywed: ''Oh my God, I can't believe I just did that!''
Archer: ''Well, you married an idiot. Because, who plays 36 holes of golf on the first day of his honeymoon?''

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Katya Kazanova

Archer | First appeared in: ''White Nights'' (Season 2, Episode 12) Role in the Archer -verse: Former KGB agent, ISIS defector and Archer's ex-fiance. Best line: Katya:…
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First appeared in: ''White Nights'' (Season 2, Episode 12)
Role in the Archer-verse: Former KGB agent, ISIS defector and Archer's ex-fiance.
Best line: Katya: ''Da! Da! A thousand times da!''

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Nurse Rita

Archer | First appeared in: ''Stage Two'' (Season 2, Episode 8) Role in the Archer -verse: Dr. Speltz's Nurse at the time of Archer's breast cancer screening.…
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First appeared in: ''Stage Two'' (Season 2, Episode 8)
Role in the Archer-verse: Dr. Speltz's Nurse at the time of Archer's breast cancer screening.
Best line: Archer: ''So wait, there's good cholesterol?''

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Anke Schlotz

Archer | First appeared in: ''Swiss Miss'' (Season 2, Episode 1) Role in the Archer -verse: 16-year-old daughter of a wealthy German dignitary that Archer rescues in…
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First appeared in: ''Swiss Miss'' (Season 2, Episode 1)
Role in the Archer-verse: 16-year-old daughter of a wealthy German dignitary that Archer rescues in Switzerland.
Best line: Anke Schlotz: ''Anke? Mr. Archer, how familiar... You must address me by my title, Countess Von Fingerbang.''

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Framboise

Archer | First appeared in: ''Job Offer'' (Season 1, Episode 9) Role in the Archer -verse: Kinky French H.R. Director for ODIN and Barry's ex-fiance. Best lines:…
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First appeared in: ''Job Offer'' (Season 1, Episode 9)
Role in the Archer-verse: Kinky French H.R. Director for ODIN and Barry's ex-fiance.
Best lines: Archer: ''The 'famille' thing actually makes this borderline creepy.''
Framboise: ''Perhaps if you tried it from behind?''
Archer: ''Yeah, let's try that.''

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Skorpio

Archer | First appeared in: ''Skorpio'' (Season 1, Episode 6) Role in the Archer -verse: Infamous arms dealer. Best line: Skorpio: ''How you say... Whomp whomp.''
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First appeared in: ''Skorpio'' (Season 1, Episode 6)
Role in the Archer-verse: Infamous arms dealer.
Best line: Skorpio: ''How you say... Whomp whomp.''

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Pita

Archer | First appeared in: ''Skorpio'' (Season 1, Episode 6) Role in the Archer -verse: Archer's Mexican cook and frequent sexual partner. Best line: Archer: ''It's the…
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First appeared in: ''Skorpio'' (Season 1, Episode 6)
Role in the Archer-verse: Archer's Mexican cook and frequent sexual partner.
Best line: Archer: ''It's the pope's fault she won't let me wear a condom.''

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Trinette McGoon

Archer | First appeared in: ''Training Day'' (Season 1, Episode 2) Role in the Archer -verse: Archer's favorite prostitute and mother of Wee Baby Seamus. Best lines:…
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First appeared in: ''Training Day'' (Season 1, Episode 2)
Role in the Archer-verse: Archer's favorite prostitute and mother of Wee Baby Seamus.
Best lines: Trinette: ''You liar! This ain't a condom wrapper, it's from a frickin' candy bar!''
Archer: ''So? Sometimes I like to treat myself.''

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Lana Kane

Archer | First appeared in: ''Mole Hunt'' (Season 1, Episode 1) Role in the Archer -verse: Star ISIS agent and Archer's former girlfriend. Best line: Archer: ''I…
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First appeared in: ''Mole Hunt'' (Season 1, Episode 1)
Role in the Archer-verse: Star ISIS agent and Archer's former girlfriend.
Best line: Archer: ''I have to get this, it's mother. Don't worry, I can do both.''

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Pam Poovey

Archer | First appeared in: ''Mole Hunt'' (Season 1, Episode 1) Role in the Archer -verse: Human Resources Director at ISIS. Best lines: Archer: ''I'm serious, you…
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First appeared in: ''Mole Hunt'' (Season 1, Episode 1)
Role in the Archer-verse: Human Resources Director at ISIS.
Best lines: Archer: ''I'm serious, you are literally draining the life out of me.''
Pam: ''Come on! You make it sound like I'm some kind of Chupacabra? for d--ks.''

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Cheryl Tunt

Archer | First appeared in: ''Mole Hunt'' (Season 1, Episode 1) Role in the Archer -verse: Former ISIS secretary turned country singer under the alias, 'Cherlene.' Best…
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First appeared in: ''Mole Hunt'' (Season 1, Episode 1)
Role in the Archer-verse: Former ISIS secretary turned country singer under the alias, 'Cherlene.'
Best line: Archer: ''Come on, just the tip!''

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Flight attendant

Archer | First appeared in: ''Mole Hunt'' (Season 1, Episode 1) Role in the Archer -verse: French flight attendant Archer takes home for a one-night stand. Best…
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First appeared in: ''Mole Hunt'' (Season 1, Episode 1)
Role in the Archer-verse: French flight attendant Archer takes home for a one-night stand.
Best lines: Flight attendant: ''But you promised me breakfast!''
Archer: ''You want breakfast? Try the diner! You're obviously into Greek!''

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