12. Karen Rodriguez
Selena. Really? (¿¡) Snooze. We’re over you, sweetie. Buy some new earrings.
11. Thia Megia
Beautiful voice, beautiful face, unbelievable hair. Excellent bells and whistles for any robot! But one more drippy ballad and Thia Ruxpin could be gone.
10. Paul McDonald
Only when his puppet arms can busy themselves with a guitar does our Drunkle Paul still have a shot at the Top 5.
9. Jacob Lusk
I believe he can soar, but Mr. Charisma needs redemption after last week’s out-of-tune mess.
8. Haley Reinhart
She’s got a weird, pitch-perfect voice and knows how to use it, whether Randy approves or not.
7. Naima Adedapo
Any babe who throws in an original rap and times thunder and lightning to her dance moves is my personal (if not the American) idol.
6. Stefano Langone
Does the general public love Stefano like I do or is this like a stuffed-animal fetish thing?
5. Lauren Alaina
We still think you’re good, D.J. Tanner. Just please stop pouting.
4. Scotty McCreery
The unflappable home-security enthusiast could have a hard time picking a recognizable country song from 1993.
3. James Durbin
Durbin may be Kristen Baldwin’s new Danny Gokey (listen to our podcast to find out why), but he’s been solid.
2. Pia Toscano
Look at how pretty she is! Nice pipes. Nice stems, too. Nice makeup. She’s just so…nice.
1. Casey Abrams
Stay well, Fraggle Fozzie Bear. No more hospitals!
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