Sexy Olaf from Frozen
Is there some kind of anti-Elsa who could destroy this abominable snowman? With fire?
The ghost with the most…unless you’re talking about tasteful cleavage coverage.
Sexy Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story
Those ”pants” certainly do not go to infinity (i.e. the top of her legs) and beyond (i.e. her crotch).
Sexy Minion from Despicable Me
[Unintelligible distressed sounds]
Sexy Jiminy Cricket
Let your conscience be your guide…to a comfy pair of sweatpants. For everyone’s sake.
Sexy Cat in the Hat
Still not as bad as the Mike Myers version.
To the tune of ”I Love You”: ”NO NO NO! NO NO NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!”
Excuse me; that’s ”Deluxe Sexy Astronaughty Costume.” P.S. The legwarmers are sold separately?and they cost $58.95.
Sexy Gizmo from Gremlins
You don’t even want to know what happens when you feed her after midnight.
Sexy Crime Scene Investigator
So busy being sexy she didn’t realize CSIs don’t actually wear the caution tape.
It’s a Halloween costume Sharknadon’t.
Sexy Mental Patient
This costume’s cutesy, cringe-inducing name? ”Anita Sedative.”
Sexy Rosie from The Jetsons
Because it’s so hard to think of a robot who’s actually supposed to be sexy. Oh, wait…
Sexy Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber
She’s just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling?where she’d do anything to bone some dude.
Sexy ''Deluxe Rainbow Pimp''
Nothing hotter than an exploitative outfit celebrating an exploitative profession, am I right, ladies?
Sexy Piece of Pizza
Wheeeen the triangle’s point
Is right at the thighs’ joint
That’s a travesty.
Sexy Super Mario
Is that…is that a mustache stuck over her cleavage? Somebody fetch us a fire flower.
This makes Pixar fans wannahockaloogie.
Sexy Mary Poppins
Sexy Ninja Turtle
Since when does being a ”party dude” mean wearing thigh-high boots?
Sexy Big Bird
Hey, did you know that Big Bird is supposed to be SIX YEARS OLD?
Sexy Pack of Gum
”If one more frat boy tells me he’ll double my pleasure…”
Sexy Angry Bird
See what happens when you launch her at Sexy Miss Piggy.
Sexy Davy Crockett
Pretty bad. But as costumes based on American folk heroes go, not quite as weird as…
Sexy Babe the Blue Ox
Four hooves, four stomach compartments, and one cud — all sexy. She’s also castrated!
The website calls this gem ”Sci-Fi Furry Costume.” We just call it WUUUOUAAA. (That’s Shyriiwook for ”awful.”)
Sexy Freddy Krueger
What, no sexy burns over 98 percent of her body?
Sexy Minnie Mouse
Well, at least there’s truth in advertising — the bra top and hot pants are certainly mini.
Sexy Operation Game
Because every girl wants a dress that points out her ”love handles” and ”thunder thighs.”
Thanks, but gno.
The wonderful thing about Tigger is he’s a beloved cartoon character, not a stripper.
Sexy Bert and Sexy Ernie
At least they got the characters right; you can tell Bert’s the uptight one.
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Halloween costumes aren’t going to get better — they’re not.
Sexy Wednesday Addams
Firstly, in the original TV show, Wednesday was supposed to be 6 years old. Secondly, even as an adult, she wouldn’t be caught dead in this.
But where’s her sexy diaper rash?
Sexy Tin Man
”If I only had some pants! Dee dee dee deedly dee…”
Sexy Alice from The Brady Bunch
By far the least revealing costume here — but so weird we couldn’t resist. What would Sam the Butcher think?