30 Endlessly Quotable TV Quips
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''I want to go to there.''
Liz Lemon (Tina Fey), 30 Rock
Submitted by Adam
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2
''Well, my days of taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.''
Mal (Nathan Fillion), Firefly
Submitted by GeekGirl13
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3
''Look, I'm black, you're Mexican, let's not beat around the bush like a couple of dull white people!''
Wilhelmina (Vanessa L. Williams), Ugly Betty
Submitted by Ruben
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4
''Victory is mine, victory is mine! Great day in the morning people, victory is mine! I drink from the keg of glory, bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!''
Josh Lyman (Bradley Whitfield), The West Wing
Submitted by Liz
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5
''Here, I bought you some briefs. The boxers you were wearing didn't highlight your assets. Penis-ly speaking.''
Veronica (Portia de Rossi), Better Off Ted
Submitted by HRGIRL
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6
''It's all fun and games 'til one of you gets my foot up your ass.''
Veronica (Kristen Bell), Veronica Mars
Submitted by Anthony
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7
''Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!''
Jan Brady (Eve Plumb), The Brady Bunch
Submitted by marie
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8
''Maybe the dingo ate your baby.''
Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld
Submitted by Booth
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9
''The tribe has spoken.''
Jeff Probst, Survivor
Submitted by jason
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10
''Save the cheerleader, save the world!''
Hiro Nakamura (Masi Oka), Heroes
Submitted by travlncarrie
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11
''We were on a break!''
Dr. Ross Geller (David Schwimmer), Friends
Submitted by Martin Haro
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12
''Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.''
Eric Taylor (Kyle Chandler) and his team, Friday Night Lights
Submitted by Rachel K
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13
''It's going to be legen ? wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy ? legen-DARY!''
Barney (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother
Submitted by Rebecca
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14
''Pick me. Choose me. Love me.''
Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo), Grey's Anatomy
Submitted by Jason
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15
''We're not worthy!''
Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey), Saturday Night Live
Submitted by Karen
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16
''OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!''
Stan and Kyle, South Park
Submitted by Brian
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17
''If the apocalypse comes, beep me!''
Buffy Summers (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Submitted by Captain Average
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18
''They're called illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.''
Gob Bluth (Will Arnett), Arrested Development
Submitted by LAYLAGALIZE
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19
''Idiots are fun; no wonder every village wants one.''
Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie), House
Submitted by bono
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20
''Make it work.''
Tim Gunn, Project Runway
Submitted by Rebecca
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21
''Here's to alcohol, the cause of ? and solution to ? all life's problems.''
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Submitted by Michelle
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22
''The most exciting, challenging, and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you that you love...well, that's just fabulous.''
Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City
Submitted by Redeye
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23
''The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.''
George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld
Submitted by Phil
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24
''So what, no f---in' ziti now?''
A.J. Soprano (Robert Iler), The Sopranos
Submitted by lilrebelgirl01
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25
''If we can't live together...we're gonna die alone.''
Jack Shephard (Matthew Fox), Lost
Submitted by snape!
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26
''As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.''
Arthur Carlson (Gordon Jump), WKRP in Cincinnati
Submitted by muniav
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27
''Oy with the poodles already!''
Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham), Gilmore Girls
Submitted by Rebecca
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28
''Make it so.''
Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart), Star Trek: The Next Generation
Submitted by nightowl
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29
''You expect to get screwed by your company. But you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.''
Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office
Submitted by Craig
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30
''You've got spunk...I hate spunk.''
Lou Grant (Ed Asner), Mary Tyler Moore
Submitted by Anonymous