20 Crazy Grammy Getups

OK...where'd they go? Also, how do they breathe?

The Grammy Awards' default ''shocking outfit'' let us in on the wonders of double-sided tape and served as a reminder of how endangered the (silk-screened) rain forests really are.

Nothing on top, Kwanzaa gift wrap on bottom. Red-hot, sir.

Oh, are you a fan of nature?

Wow. It just looks so...uncomfortable. Where does the tape...? What if the wind...? I give up; the logistics of it are boggling. (Is that a mud flap?)

Yo-ho-ho, what do we have here? It's Seal, a full decade ahead of his time in Pirates of the Caribbean couture.

Alicia would've looked very cool and minimalist in a tank top and jeans, but somehow my grandma's nightie got all up in the mix.

Finally, someone who knows how to match.

Elvira Jr. didn't exactly mop up the competition that night. But that fringed atrocity could have done a number on the floor.

If you put their outfits together, you'd actually have one properly covered woman.

You have one moment of glory, with millions of eyes glued to your every move — and this is what you write on your chest? ''Go Giants'' would've been more inspiring.

Mmmm...rainbow sherbet!

Slumber party after the show!

Look, if you want to be on Dancing With the Stars that badly, all you have to do is tighten up that wrist! Or, you know, just ask.

Shouldn't the cutoff year for them getting away with dressing like this have been (very generously) somewhere in the early '90s?

Pretty standard Gloria fare; we just thought it deserved to be highlighted...with a beige marker.

Little Bo Peep goes dominatrix, and I go dead inside. Boy shorts!

It's a Russian nesting doll come to life*!

*Maybe.

Wait, why is he wearing navy knee socks?! Snuffy and Big Bird sure did grow up to be weird.

It's Bootsy, baby! What else did you expect? Rowr!

OK...where'd they go? Also, how do they breathe?