A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA
Forget those icky twins, er, Ikki Twins who flirted with men, women, and incest in the clone follow-up A Double Shot at Love, this intoxicating show had the ”bisexual” bachelorette test her own sexual limits — and America’s — by unabashedly dry humping both boys and girls at the same time. Here’s to you, Tequila. You probably need the titular shot more than we do. —David Yi
I Love Money (VH1, 2008-10)
We have to admire VH1’s brilliant move of acknowledging their nosedive into the hair gel- and breast implant-lined abyss by naming the show exactly what, arguably, all competitive reality TV shows could be called. (The Biggest Loser could also apply.) In this shameless knockoff of MTV’s The Real World/Road Rules Challenge, loser contestants from past VH1 reality shows like Flavor of Love and I Love New York compete in sexy ‘n’ embarrassing challenges to win $250,000. Playboy model Megan (pictured) has a fake-tanned leg up, seeing as she starred in VH1’s Rock of Love 2 AND the CW’s Beauty and the Geek (season 3).