18 'I Do... No, I Don't' marriages

Duration: 18 days
At least she can take comfort knowing her marriage isn’t the shortest on this list. The ”Nothing Compares 2 U” singer might have thought nothing compares to Barry Herridge, but it didn’t work out. Still, it was a marathon next to some of the short-lived celebrity unions you’ll see on the following screens. —Erin Strecker

Duration: 9 days
Who would have thought the basketball player and the Playboy model couldn’t make it work? The honeymoon ended quickly for the pair after their 1998 wedding, with Electra filing for divorce just 10 days later. —ES

Duration: 16 months
After a star-studded wedding that featured Michael Jackson as best man, Elizabeth Taylor as matron of honor, and 17 bridesmaids (including Mia Farrow, Janet Leigh, and Chaka Khan), the oft-spoofed couple separated in 2003, initiating a four-year lawsuit-filled divorce battle. —Benjamin Wood

Duration: 72 days
It was the divorce announcement heard ’round the world — or, at least, in constant rotation on E!. After their fairy-tale 2011 wedding, Kim changed her mind and took Kris to divorce kourt instead. —ES

Duration: 4 months
The country music superstar and the artist-formerly-known-as-Bridget-Jones followed a brief courtship with a brief 2005 marriage. The couple had their nuptials annulled and cited, of all things, ”fraud.” —BW

Duration: 18 days
The model and the exercise buff/Saved by the Bell alum called it quits just two and a half weeks after saying ”I do” in 2004, after Lopez admitted to a wilder-than-expected bachelor party. Mr. Belding taught you better, AC. —ES

Duration: 10 months
The Charmed star ended her marriage to the Remy Zero vocalist-guitarist in December of 1999. Y2K concerns? —BW

Duration: 4 months
If at first you don?t succeed… After previously dating in 2001, and splitting in 2003, Kid Rock and Pam Anderson gave it another shot and married in 2006 on a yacht in St. Tropez. Is it wrong we kind of want them to give it one more shot? —ES

Duration: Less than 24 hours
When it comes to quickie weddings, Givens and Marinkovic’s 1997 ceremony takes the wedding cake. Mike Tyson?s ex married her tennis instructor, and then separated from him later that same day. A love-love match? No. —ES

Duration: 15 days
The funnyman and the movie producer were never legally married — however, they did have a not-legally-binding wedding on New Year’s Day 2008 in Bora Bora. Half a month later, they chose not to go forward with making it legal and announced their relationship was over. —ES

Duration: 4 months
Fans of the reigning Sexiest Man Alive may be surprised to learn that the Hangover star was briefly wedded to Blue Bloods actress Jennifer Esposito in 2006. While speaking on Howard Stern’s radio show recently, Cooper said, ”It was just something that happened.” You know, like getting a face tattoo or stealing Mike Tyson’s tiger. —BW

Duration: 4 months
Apparently third time (for Presley) and second time (for Cage) wasn’t the charm for the daughter of music legend Elvis Presley and the star of National Treasure, Ghost Rider, Con Air, Face/Off and a LOT of other movies. The couple filed for divorce just shy of four months after their August 2001 wedding in Hawaii. —BW

Duration: 55 hours
Oops… she did it (the first time). Before Kevin Federline, her infamous meltdown, and the kids, Spears married childhood pal Jason Alexander in 2004 in a quickie Vegas ceremony. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, however, as Spears had the marriage annulled 55 hours later. —ES

Duration: 8 months
Before Marc Anthony but after Ojani Noa, Jenny from the Block married Judd in September 2001. She went on to judge on American Idol and he choreographed Steve Martin’s dance moves on Bringing Down the House. —BW

Duration: 5 months
Barrymore’s second marriage and Green’s first lasted under six months in 2001, a short amount of time by most marital standards. Yet, it was still longer than Barrymore’s previous marriage, of 38 days, to bar owner Jeremy Thomas in 1994. —ES

Duration: 9 months
Sure, it lasted less than a year, but just the thought that a guy like Mary Swanson and a girl like Lloyd Christmas could end up together makes me desperately want to make love to a schoolboy. Wait, that’s not what I meant. —BW

Duration: 6 months
She was just 18 when she said ”I do” — and subsequently ”I don?t anymore” — to first husband and hotel heir Conrad ”Nicky” Hilton. She may have removed the Hilton from her name, but the marriage still proved to be the first step in a life-long empire for Taylor. —BW

Duration: 32 days
Their romance is now the stuff of Hollywood legend. Rumored to be done in by bruised egos, incessant complaining, and possibly flatulence, the couple called it quits shortly after returning home from their honeymoon. Later in life, Merman included a chapter in her autobiography about the union, which consisted of a single blank page. —BW