4. You can act like a total jerk all the time, and everyone will still like you. Raphael is cool but rude, which really just means he's a complete douche. And yet his brothers always put up with his crap! Gimme a break.
6. You know what's cool? Hanging out in a dark, dank sewer with a giant rat. Head down a manhole in search of the turtles' totally tubular lair, and all you'll find is a nasty case of campylobacteriosis.
8. People eat turtle soup all the time. The gang's enemies were constantly threatening to turn our heroes into turtle soup. But when's the last time you actually saw this dish on a normal restaurant's menu?
9. Anchovies taste disgusting. Who else didn't eat Caesar salad for years — years! — because Michelangelo had convinced us that anchovies are gross? Anchovies are delicious! The truth shall set you free!