By Olivia Munn
Updated July 21, 2009 at 12:00 PM EDT

You can’t go to Comic-Con with just one thing in your emergency go-bag. You need at least 9:

1. The Dagger of Razadeen: It glows when Shia LeBeouf is near. Maybe the best invention since Diet Dr Pepper — it tastes like the real thing!

2. GuyFi: Wireless Internet that increases signals when more guys are around.

3. Dead squirrels: When I need a quick protein boost. Don’t judge.

4. My mini-lightsaber: For cutting fruit…okay, it’s for cutting pie.

5. My iDontTouch: It’s new from Apple and allows fans to look but not touch.

6. My Stormtrooper bikini: It’s plastic and can deflect laser blasts.

7. My “Han Solo”: I can’t tell you what it is but it’s something I use when I’m solo.

8. My Munn-y: It’s my own currency with my face on it and everything. Totally worthless but occasionally fools some comic book vendors who are too busy checking out Megan Fox.

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