All Crops: Spotify Gifts Collage
Credit: Jimmy Marble

You better watch out, you better not cry, and you better hope you streamed your favorite artist’s songs a whole lot this past year.

Since it’s the season of giving, Spotify took it upon themselves to play Santa Claus to the most dedicated and loyal music fans, teaming up with Sia, Shawn Mendes, DNCE, Fetty Wap, Migos, Young Thug, and Korn to deliver artist-inspired gifts to their biggest fans.

Avid listeners that Spotify deem the biggest superfans will receive the custom-designed gifts, as well as personalized cards from each artist. Check out the hilariously punny gifts below.

Sianta Hats

No Crops: Spotify Gift SIA Hat
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Consider this “The Greatest” Santa hat around, because it’s got Sia’s signature black-and-platinum wig attached to it.

‘Fruitcake by the Ocean’


Now this is a fruitcake you’ll actually want to eat. Just do your best to imagine you’re eating it by the ocean and not inside, waiting for all the snow around you to melt.

Trapping Paper

No Crops: Spotify Fetty Wap Trapping Paper
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No Crops: Spotify Gift Trapping Paper

Have you ever NOT wanted to open a present more? Hopefully, you’ll be able to keep at least some of the zany cartoon renderings of Fetty Wap, Young Thug, and Migos by @GangsterDoodles intact.


No Crops: Spotify Gift KoRn Ornament
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Add a little creepy to your tree with these hand-crafted pieces inspired by the album artwork for KoRn’s latest, The Serenity of Suffering. Because Christmas isn’t all about good tidings and cheer.

‘Treat You’ Sweater

No Crops: Spotify Gift Sweater
Credit: Jimmy Marble

Consider this the least ugly ‘ugly sweater’ around because it has Shawn Mendes’ FACE on it, front and center. And who can resist such a great pun?

Spotify will soon announce the release information for each product, so stay tuned to their Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook each week to check out the gifts and hear from the artists.

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