It’s always hard to say goodbye to a longtime friend, especially one who’s supported you for years and years, but Adam Sandler somehow finds the words in “My Old Chair.”
The song, which Sandler performs on Thursday’s episode of Conan, finds the “Chanukah Song” and “Red Hooded Sweatshirt” troubadour bidding a bittersweet farewell to a favorite piece of furniture.
“The padding is gone and I’m sorry to say / I think it’s time for me to throw my chair away,” he croons.
Host Conan O’Brien summed up the ditty on Twitter, writing, “I’ve known [Sandler] for years and can proudly say this might be his stupidest song yet.”
Behold Sandler’s musical stylings above.