Ellen DeGeneres and Britney Spears are the world’s worst mall visitors.
DeGeneres took Spears to the Westfield Fashion Square Mall to get into some celebrity sized hijinks on Wednesday’s show. “You need to take advantage of your celebrity,” Ellen tells Britney is the theme of their adventure. The scenario basically consists of Ellen acting as the devil on Britney’s shoulder to comedic ends.
Things immediately get off to a hilarious start as Ellen encourages Britney to run stop signs and park anywhere because she is famous. Britney wants to hit the punching bag hanging in the store? So they do as Ellen yells, “You better work, bitch!” at the pop star.
“You know what we should do? Anything we want.” Ellen next breaks all the rules by going up the down escalator. Britney was not a fan of living that on the edge so the pair goes shopping instead. Britney gets a fabulous Hugo Boss suit with a “100 percent discount” courtesy of Ellen.
After stealing a suit, purse, and some Ben & Jerry’s — Ellen only wanted sprinkles, which she later admits as a mistake — the duo finish off their trip in Pottery Barn. “We’re like zoo animals in here,” Ellen says as they eat in the window display and scare some fans taking photos before crawling into a display bed for a nap.
Watch the whole clip below as The Ellen DeGeneres Show premiere week continues.