Seth Rogen rates Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom's penises
Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom lit the internet ablaze last week when naked photos of both stars (separately) surfaced online. In the wake of those viral images, Watch What Happens Live host Andy Cohen turned to apparent leading penis expert Seth Rogen to weigh in on which of the famous phalluses packed the biggest heat.
“As soon as I hear there’s a famous penis out there, I’m the first person to ravenously devour it online. I’ve seen Justin’s before, so maybe I was just like ‘been there, done that’ a little bit,'” Rogen revealed, referring to the singer’s first nude leak in late 2015. “It’s a wonderful one, but Orlando’s I was really happy with. Good for him.”
Rogen went on to explain his pick, praising Bloom for both his “bubble butt” and “nice” demeanor. “Orlando’s probably a bigger guy, and proportionately his was to scale, which makes me think overall it’s probably bigger,” he said.
Late night hosts also stood behind Bloom’s pics. “One week ago Katy Perry was speaking at the Democratic National Convention. Now she’s paddle-boarding with a naked Orlando Bloom,” James Corden offered on The Late Late Show last week. “All I want to say is, if this is the kind of America Hillary Clinton is offering, I am in.”
Watch the clip above. Rogen is set to release his upcoming animated flick, Sausage Party, this Friday.
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