By Adam Lujan
August 05, 2016 at 06:37 PM EDT
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Chelsea Handler is perfectly happy living in holy matrimony — with her swimming pool.

In a fake PSA against marriage, Handler pokes fun at the top dollar prices some people pay for their nuptials. “Weddings are an extravagant waste of money,” the comedian says as she lounges with a drink by the pool. “Why would people drop five or six figures on a one-day party when they could drop five to six figures on a pool?”

“You know what relationships don’t end in divorce 50 percent of the time? The relationships that happy, single women, like yours truly, have with their pools,” she goes on. “On top of that, I can’t accidentally make a baby with my pool. But you know what we did make together? A little jacuzzi. And those are way more fun than babies.”

She ends the PSA with her fake campaign’s slogan, “Marriage: you can say no.” Watch the full video below.

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Handler’s other fake PSAs against marriage have taken down spousal legal rights, hyphenated last names, and compromising over take-out orders. Check out the full slate of videos here.

Watch Chelsea every Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, streaming only on Netflix.

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  • 05/11/16
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