Jimmy Kimmel Baby Bachelorette spoof video mocks ABC show
ABC is committed to helping people of all ages find love — even babies. As such, on Monday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, host Jimmy Kimmel introduced “The Baby Bachelorette.”
Four-year-old Bianca, a Sagittarius, was clearly looking for her prince as she declared, “I’m going to get married and have a pretty dress and be a princess.” She wore a pink dress and tiara to meet the long string of suitors vying for her heart. Like the grown-up Bachelorette, Bianca met some fellas with impressive résumés: A Lego architect, a Gymboree personal trainer, a tricyclist, and even Captain America stepped out of the limo.
One little fella made an early exit from the competition. Cruz’s sister Jesse won Kimmel’s nephew Wesley’s heart three years ago on “The Baby Bachelor” (they’re engaged to be married in 2033, according to the host), but Cruz simply wasn’t having it.
After tears, fighting, and accusations that “other boys are here for the juice boxes,” two frontrunners emerged — instant-hugger Manny and confident bad boy Alex — and Bianca handed out her first impression unicorn.
Kimmel followed that pivotal moment with a voiceover preview of what to expect this season on “The Baby Bachelorette,” including “the most amazing, awesome, incredible, heart-wrenching, stunning, unbelievable, marvelous, shocking, and amazing unicorn ceremony in ‘Baby Bachelorette’ history.”
Watch the video below.