Survivor: Kaôh Rōng premiere: Watch the first 5 minutes

Survivor: Kaôh Rōng, the 32nd edition of the CBS reality giant, does not premiere until Wednesday at 8 p.m., but you can catch the first five minutes of the premiere right here and right now.

Watch tribes scramble for supplies before having to jump overboard! Watch Caleb from Big Brother chase after a chicken …in the water! Watch a blonde woman get hit on the head by a falling coconut!

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And then there are the incredibly silly things people say. Things like, “It’s going to be difficult for me to not show how smart I am.” (That’s Pete.) And, “If I feel like a male is starting at my boobs, I might push them up a little more.” (That’s Anna.) And, “Puzzles lay down for me like lovers.” (That is most certainly Debbie.)

In other words, it is absolutely everything you could want in a Survivor opening, including Jeff Probst in an orange hat. Watch the video above to enjoy for yourself, and for more Survivor scoop all season long, follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss. Okay, Survivors ready … GO!