There’s a new holiday story for the 2015 season, and it’s from your favorite upstate New York inmates.
The Orange Is the New Black cast has given us a treat to tide us over as we wait for season 4 with “‘Twas a Night in Litchfield,” which only slightly deviates from “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.”
It sounds like a typical night in the Big House, with Morello catching up on her “beauty sleep” and others getting lucky. (“Hey, we ain’t no monks!” Crazy Eyes says.)
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Then Santa Claus arrives, and they don’t exactly greet him warmly. As Mendoza explains, “We may have robbed and roughed up St. Nick.”
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OITNB‘s fourth season is expected in summer 2016.