By Amanda Michelle Steiner
November 20, 2015 at 01:21 PM EST

As befitting the series it parodies, the final episode of Jimmy Kimmel’s Scandal High had more twists and turns than all of TGIT combined — with admittedly lower stakes. 

Unsurprisingly, the student council election was rigged, but in whose favor? And why? Also, Courtni-with-an-I (Darby Stanchfield) tells Mr. Pepper (Jeff Perry) that he can’t leave the school due to her “unrelenting sexual harassment” — she’s pregnant! (She’s not.) When Blind Josh (Scott Foley) returns, it’s with more than a couple of bombs to drop. Finally, we learn the identity of our narrator — and it’s exactly who you might expect.

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