By Amanda Michelle Steiner
Updated November 13, 2015 at 02:37 PM EST
Credit: ABC

In the penultimate episode of Jimmy Kimmel’s Scandal parody Scandal High, it looked like the election for class president was Hunter Ulysses Grant’s for the taking after he planted a truly astonishing amount of drugs in the lockers of his goth rivals played by Guillermo Diaz and Katie Lowes.

Thanks to the last-minute arrival of Portia de Rossi, however, he might finally have some worthy competition for the election with the lowest stakes imaginable.

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Meanwhile, the efforts of Darby Stanchfield’s Courtni-with-an-I remain a high point of this running sketch. Her teacher might think he’s gay, but does he still like men when she seductively licks a piece of chalk? (“More than ever.”)

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