By Clark Collis
Updated November 03, 2015 at 10:58 PM EST

How exactly do you market a low budget zombie movie to the Russian masses? Well, if you’re Contracted: Phase II director Josh Forbes, you whip up a promo video in which you bleed from an eyeball, vomit black gunk, and generally take on the sickly, zombie-esque characteristics of the unfortunate, illness-stricken characters in your horror sequel.

We might instead have offered a free bottle of vodka with every cinema ticket purchased — but, hey, maybe that’s why we don’t work in marketing.

You can see the rather amusing — if, also, pretty darned disgusting — clip, below.