Calling all Cumberbitches!

By Danielle Zhu
November 02, 2015 at 02:30 PM EST

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. And fans of Benedict Cumberbatch may be in most need of some help. A new book called My Name is X and I am a Cumberbitch is here for those with a “Ben-addiction.” The tongue-in-cheek book is full of illustrations, inspirational quotes, and a five-point plan to cure you of your affliction. (Though the writers admit it probably won’t help. You’re already in too deep.)

Below is an excerpt of “The Cumberbatch Quiz.” If you answered “Yes” to any of these questions, you may need to pick up a copy of this book, out Nov. 3.