Broad City: Columbus Day video released

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer celebrated Columbus Day on Monday with a video trashing Christopher Columbus.

“Christopher Columbus is the original white-douche a–hole. He raped and pillaged his way through America. I’m not going to give his ghost the satisfaction of giving me a day off,” Ilana says in the new clip.

The trashing continues from there, with some hilarious and very R-rated zingers about oral sex and “the real Christopher Columbus, who directed Home Alone.” Watch the video below, but don’t sweat the NSFW language; you’re off today anyway.