Louis Tomlinson’s impending dadhood crushed One Direction fans all over the world. Count Rebecca Hall as their leader.

Funny or Die released a video Friday that planted the English actress in front of a camera on the verge of tears. “Louis Tomlinson… he’s going to be a dad,” she laments. “That means he had sex with someone, and it wasn’t any of us.”

She asks the big questions — will Directioners have to call Louis, “Dad” from now on?” She also posits the future child can replace Zayn Malik, before realizing her error: “No one can replace Zayn.” (She also holds out hope that Tomlinson and Harry Styles become more than friends.)

Watch and empathize with Hall below.Rebecca Hall Reacts To Louis Tomlinson’s Baby from Funny Or Die