By Samantha Highfill
July 06, 2015 at 05:48 PM EDT

“I’m Amy and I may look like a whore, but I am.”

In a new video, Amy Schumer pokes fun at the Real Housewives franchise with her audition for The Real Housewives of Newark/Cincinatti/Secaucus/anywhere. Her second option for a tagline? “I don’t need a man, but I want one. Any one.” And that is precisely why it doesn’t matter that she’s not a wife. 

Watch the comedian’s faux audition below:

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